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08/12/20: Such Are the Dreams of the Everyday Housewife

August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 iambanapestanti-minority, dog whistle, dreams of the everyday housewife, fever, Final Net, gals, Glen Campbell, golden retriever, John Cheever, Leave It to Beaver, limerick, low-income housing, poem, poet, poetry, racism, smart dresses, spoil, suburban housewife, TrumpLeave a comment

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08/11/20: When My Bones Finally Wash Ashore, Hold My Skull to Your Ear Like a Beautiful Seashell

August 11, 2020August 11, 2020 iambanapestbones, burial at sea, climate change, emotion, grasping, hair-growing lotion, hate, limerick, Mar-a-Lago washed away by global warming, minoxidil, noise, pate, poem, poet, poetry, Rogaine, rush, seashell, skeleton, skull, the sound of the ocean, Trump, whiffLeave a comment

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08/10/20: The Thing About True Believers Is They Like to Be Told What to Believe

August 10, 2020August 10, 2020 iambanapestAmerica first, burst, children are almost immune, coronavirus, covid-19, limerick, lungs, mouth, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, spittoon, true believers, Trump, virus, world beatersLeave a comment

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08/09/20: How Can You Be Sure I Am a King of the Classic Type?

August 9, 2020August 9, 2020 iambanapestclassic type, fiat, fiat luxe, gout, gouty, imperial, king, large surly face, limerick, packing material, poem, poet, poetry, pulse, royalty, Trump, venereal diseaseLeave a comment

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08/08/20: A Random Excerpt From My Remarks at a Random Event

August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 iambanapestchildren, dry humping, flag, Helen of Troy, hugging the flag, joy, koi, limerick, Old Glory, oratory, poem, poet, poetry, public speaking, random excerpt, scion, TrumpLeave a comment

08/07/20: My Recent Very Famous Interview in a Nutshell

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020 iambanapestan end to her pain, Axios on HBO, doomed, Ghislaine Maxwell, in a nutshell, interview, Jeffrey Epstein, Jonathan Swan, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, pride, proud, something frying, the dead and the dying, Trump, without even tryingLeave a comment

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08/06/20: Even If It’s Snake Oil, I’ll Call It a Miracle Vaccine

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020 iambanapestcovid-19, flask, kneeling, limerick, mask, Melania, miracle, obsequious, October surprise, poem, poet, poetry, rehearse, snake oil, Trump, vaccineLeave a comment

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08/05/20: You Have Only to Look at My Republicans to Know That Love Is an Unfathomable Mystery

August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 iambanapestcertified, children, covid-19, crook, dud, in cold blood, kids, limerick, love, Mary Trump, murder, mystery, niece, poem, poet, poetry, Stormy Daniels, stud, Trump, unfathomableLeave a comment

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08/03/20: Isn’t It Good to Know Whose Whims Determine the Absolute Parameters of Your Life?

August 3, 2020August 3, 2020 iambanapestAlzheimer's, billionaires, brainpower, death toll, dementia, drinking water, It is what it is, limerick, Montreal cognitive assessment, parameters, poem, poet, poetry, Trump, whims, whizLeave a comment

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08/02/20: I Might Call This a Modest Proposal if the Concept of Modesty Had Ever Chanced to Enter My Brain

August 2, 2020August 2, 2020 iambanapesta modest proposal, Gargantua, glut, golf, gut, Jonathan Swift, limerick, meat, modesty, poem, poet, poetry, protein, putt, Rabelais, room for them all, TrumpLeave a comment

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