09/26/20: Donny Goes a-Courtin’ September 26, 2020 iambanapestAmy Coney Barrett, associate justice, belch, Froggy Went a-Courtin', grave, ironist, irony, limerick, me and my men, Merrick Garland, Mitch McConnell, old biddy, poem, poet, poetry, RBG, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, SCOTUS, solemn duty, Supreme Court, sweet fascist youth, Trump, truth, vacancy, voting booth, WhopperLeave a comment Image
06/14/20: Birthday Bucket List Review June 14, 2020June 14, 2020 iambanapestaplomb, birthday, bucket list, commencement speech, limerick, moms, no handrail, nuclear bombs, old age, Peeping Tom, poem, poet, poetry, proms, ramp, ramp walking, slippery, steep, Trump, West Point, WhopperLeave a comment Today is Donald Trump’s 74th birthday. Yesterday, after giving a lame commencement speech at West Point, he had a great deal of trouble walking down a mildly inclined plane. 06/14/20: Birthday Bucket List Review
04/06/20: Le Shrug April 6, 2020 iambanapestass kissing, blue states, death, die, fucked, limerick, minorities, National Poetry Month, nonwhite, poem, poet, poetry, shrug, smooch, swollen, the poor, Trump, Whopper Image
03/18/20: If/When This Virus Kills Me, the White House Press Office Has Options March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 iambanapestbath, bathtub, Burger King, choking, common household accidents, coronavirus, corpse, covid-19, glorious sight, journalist, limerick, math, math is hard, poem, poet, poetry, Stephanie Grisham, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virus, White House Press Office, WhopperLeave a comment Image
01/27/20: They’re Just Hobbies. How Can You Get So Upset About a Man’s Hobbies? January 27, 2020January 27, 2020 iambanapestAmerican, compulsion, compulsive, crabs, gob, hobbies, hobby, hobbyist, impeachment, John Bolton, limerick, picking scabs, poem, poet, poetry, pussy grabs, scab, squab, stuffing, Trump, Trump limerick, Whopper, witnessLeave a comment Image
09/20/19: Don’t Get Me Wrong—Witness Tampering and Obstruction of Justice Are Also Good Tools September 20, 2019 iambanapestapathetic, apathy, Beau, Biden, crime, do time, Giuliani, graybar hotel, jail, limerick, poem, poetry, prison, slime, Trump, Ukraine, ungiven fucks, WhopperLeave a comment Image