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11/16/20: Redefining the Term “Food Coma” Before Your Very Eyes

November 16, 2020 iambanapestdressing, gravy, grifting, limerick, meat and potatoes, multiple chinners, over the river and through the woods, poem, poet, poetry, pumpkin pie, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Trump, whiteness, winners, winningLeave a comment

06/22/20: Rhetorical/Not Rhetorical: What’s It Like to Be a Malignant Narcissist in Charge of a Pandemic?

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020 iambanapestchumps, covid-19, daunt, haunt, limerick, malignant, murder, narcissist, nasal, negligent homicide, pandemic, poem, poet, poetry, rhetorical question, swab, testing, Trump, up to the job, vaunt, white morons, whitenessLeave a comment

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12/27/19: I Have Very Strict Standards for My Posse

December 27, 2019December 27, 2019 iambanapestcapped teeth, cirrhosis, cosmetic dentistry, limerick, Mafiosi, Nancy, pallor, Pelosi, poem, poetry, stolen valor and shrunken balls, Trump, Trump limerick, whiteness, wrung outLeave a comment

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12/22/19: Merry Christmas, Nonwealthy White Americans!

December 22, 2019December 22, 2019 iambanapestbones, bullets, Christmas, fillings, glasses, grasses, grinding, kiss, limerick, Merry Christmas, payday loans, poem, poetry, Republican asses, Trump, Trump limerick, white, whitenessLeave a comment

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11/10/19: People Don’t Understand the Pressure That Comes With Being a Fashion Icon

November 10, 2019 iambanapestfashion, fitness, golf, limerick, Melania, organs, pink, poem, poetry, slimming, Trump, white, whiteness

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08/16/19: There’s Nothing Like a Throng of Revved-Up Maniacs Who Are Prohibited From Touching Me

August 16, 2019 iambanapestankles, attraction, base, edema, emphysema, Hiroshima, limerick, nationalism, New Hampshire, poem, poetry, rally, repulsion, supremacy, Trump, white, whitenessLeave a comment

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02/16/19: Vehicle Accoutrements for the Right-Thinking Man

February 16, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, cucks, emergency declaration, ersatz testicles, limerick, logic, mercy, poetry, the red hat society, tiny fucks, Truck Nutz, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment

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12/06/18: Let Me Just Stand Here All Day and Be Glorious

December 6, 2018 iambanapestConfederate heros, Confederate statues, dead eyes, limerick, nobility, pigeons, poetry, thigh lichen, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment

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11/23/18: I’m Going to Get Into the Holiday Spirit if It Kills You

November 23, 2018 iambanapestBlack Friday, Jesus, Khashoggi, killing detractors, limerick, merry and bright, our most human right, poetry, Santa, self-evidence is in the eye of the beholder, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment

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08/12/18: I Am Moby-Dick and I Sing Thusly to My Kind

August 12, 2018 iambanapestCharlottesville, doughiness is next to godliness, fish belly, KKK, limerick, Nazis, poetry, Trump, Unite the Right 2, very fine people, whitenessLeave a comment

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