11/16/20: Redefining the Term “Food Coma” Before Your Very Eyes November 16, 2020 iambanapestdressing, gravy, grifting, limerick, meat and potatoes, multiple chinners, over the river and through the woods, poem, poet, poetry, pumpkin pie, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Trump, whiteness, winners, winningLeave a comment Image
06/22/20: Rhetorical/Not Rhetorical: What’s It Like to Be a Malignant Narcissist in Charge of a Pandemic? June 22, 2020June 22, 2020 iambanapestchumps, covid-19, daunt, haunt, limerick, malignant, murder, narcissist, nasal, negligent homicide, pandemic, poem, poet, poetry, rhetorical question, swab, testing, Trump, up to the job, vaunt, white morons, whitenessLeave a comment Image
12/27/19: I Have Very Strict Standards for My Posse December 27, 2019December 27, 2019 iambanapestcapped teeth, cirrhosis, cosmetic dentistry, limerick, Mafiosi, Nancy, pallor, Pelosi, poem, poetry, stolen valor and shrunken balls, Trump, Trump limerick, whiteness, wrung outLeave a comment Image
12/22/19: Merry Christmas, Nonwealthy White Americans! December 22, 2019December 22, 2019 iambanapestbones, bullets, Christmas, fillings, glasses, grasses, grinding, kiss, limerick, Merry Christmas, payday loans, poem, poetry, Republican asses, Trump, Trump limerick, white, whitenessLeave a comment Image
11/10/19: People Don’t Understand the Pressure That Comes With Being a Fashion Icon November 10, 2019 iambanapestfashion, fitness, golf, limerick, Melania, organs, pink, poem, poetry, slimming, Trump, white, whiteness Image
08/16/19: There’s Nothing Like a Throng of Revved-Up Maniacs Who Are Prohibited From Touching Me August 16, 2019 iambanapestankles, attraction, base, edema, emphysema, Hiroshima, limerick, nationalism, New Hampshire, poem, poetry, rally, repulsion, supremacy, Trump, white, whitenessLeave a comment Image
02/16/19: Vehicle Accoutrements for the Right-Thinking Man February 16, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, cucks, emergency declaration, ersatz testicles, limerick, logic, mercy, poetry, the red hat society, tiny fucks, Truck Nutz, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment Image
12/06/18: Let Me Just Stand Here All Day and Be Glorious December 6, 2018 iambanapestConfederate heros, Confederate statues, dead eyes, limerick, nobility, pigeons, poetry, thigh lichen, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment Image
11/23/18: I’m Going to Get Into the Holiday Spirit if It Kills You November 23, 2018 iambanapestBlack Friday, Jesus, Khashoggi, killing detractors, limerick, merry and bright, our most human right, poetry, Santa, self-evidence is in the eye of the beholder, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment Image
08/12/18: I Am Moby-Dick and I Sing Thusly to My Kind August 12, 2018 iambanapestCharlottesville, doughiness is next to godliness, fish belly, KKK, limerick, Nazis, poetry, Trump, Unite the Right 2, very fine people, whitenessLeave a comment Image