10/22/20: Him With His Fruit-of-the-Looms in a Wad
virus
08/10/20: The Thing About True Believers Is They Like to Be Told What to Believe
07/25/20: I Am So Unafraid of This Virus That I Have Become It
04/30/20: Many People Are Saying That Meat Won’t Pack Itself
04/17/20: Why Are There No Greeting Cards for This?
04/04/20: Why I So Desperately Envy Mobsters
03/23/20: I May Be a Teetotaler But I Sure Do Love This Game
03/18/20: If/When This Virus Kills Me, the White House Press Office Has Options
03/01/20: For What Is a Man? What Has He Got? If Not His Own Hazmat Suit, Then He Has Not.
02/29/20: I Have Not Yet Begun to Carpe This Coronavirus Hoax, I Mean Diem
