10/22/20: Him With His Fruit-of-the-Looms in a Wad October 22, 2020 iambanapestCaligula, covid-19, dope slap, Fruit of the Loom, God, limerick, odd, papyrus, poem, poet, poetry, sod, stretched beneath sod, Trump, virus, wacky, wadLeave a comment Image
08/10/20: The Thing About True Believers Is They Like to Be Told What to Believe August 10, 2020August 10, 2020 iambanapestAmerica first, burst, children are almost immune, coronavirus, covid-19, limerick, lungs, mouth, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, spittoon, true believers, Trump, virus, world beatersLeave a comment Image
07/25/20: I Am So Unafraid of This Virus That I Have Become It July 25, 2020July 25, 2020 iambanapestadolescence, aerosolized, babble, covid-19, essence, gratuitous, limerick, lungs, pathogen, poem, poet, poetry, senescence, skunk, swamp, true confessions, Trump, virusLeave a comment Image
04/30/20: Many People Are Saying That Meat Won’t Pack Itself April 30, 2020April 30, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, brutal, bustling, butcher, butchering, butchery, flesh, fried, hogs, immigrants, limerick, meatpacking, NASCAR, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, pork, roasted, silver spork, spork, stewed, supercharging, torque, Trump, virus, workforceLeave a comment Image
04/17/20: Why Are There No Greeting Cards for This? April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 iambanapest"friend", beautiful times, crimes, death rituals of the rich and evil, devotee, dimes, eyelids, friendship, greeting card, Hallmark moment, limerick, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, pooh-poohing, scared shitless, Trump, undergird, virusLeave a comment Image
04/04/20: Why I So Desperately Envy Mobsters April 4, 2020April 4, 2020 iambanapestcoronavirus, covid-19, envy, germs, killing, limerick, made guy, Mafia, mobsters, murder, poem, poet, poetry, small hands, tiny hands, Trump, unmade guy, virusLeave a comment Image
03/23/20: I May Be a Teetotaler But I Sure Do Love This Game March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 iambanapestbig pharma, bottoms up, chug, coronavirus, covid-19, drinking game, kids in cages, limerick, maggots, pharma bros, poem, poet, poetry, slugs, teetotal, teetotaler, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virusLeave a comment Image
03/18/20: If/When This Virus Kills Me, the White House Press Office Has Options March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 iambanapestbath, bathtub, Burger King, choking, common household accidents, coronavirus, corpse, covid-19, glorious sight, journalist, limerick, math, math is hard, poem, poet, poetry, Stephanie Grisham, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virus, White House Press Office, WhopperLeave a comment Image
03/01/20: For What Is a Man? What Has He Got? If Not His Own Hazmat Suit, Then He Has Not. March 1, 2020 iambanapest"My Way", bedpost, botch, chick, coronavirus, covid-19, dying on my watch, father, fathering, limerick, love, not on a dare, notch, pandemic, parenting, poem, poet, poetry, rich, rich white male toxic-narcissist-sociopaths, sociopath, toxic narcissist, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virus, white maleLeave a comment Image
02/29/20: I Have Not Yet Begun to Carpe This Coronavirus Hoax, I Mean Diem February 29, 2020February 29, 2020 iambanapestbeef, carpe diem, colon, coronavirus hoax, covid-19, death, death toll, fate, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, seize the day, stuffed colon, the beggaring of belief, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, viral, virusLeave a comment Image