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01/09/21: Why Am I the Only One Not Permitted to Live the American Dream?

January 9, 2021 iambanapestAmerican dream, ban, banned, for life, G-string, Hugh Hefner, Leni Riefenstahl, likes, limerick, metal, poem, poet, poetry, Reich, settle, Trump, TwitterLeave a comment

08/19/20: Things Can Be Self-Evident Without Being, You Know, Evidence

August 19, 2020August 19, 2020 iambanapestchildren, corporal punishment, election interference, election tampering, evidence, girdle, hike up, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, Russians, self-evidence, Senate Intelligence Committee report, Trump, tweet, Twitter, word clumps, wordsLeave a comment

07/06/20: Republican Gerontology Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

July 6, 2020July 6, 2020 iambanapestbitter, bra snapping, brassieres, cheap Love Story reference, dirty old man, gerontology, GOP, limerick, open raincoat, peddle, poem, poet, poetry, Republican, Trump, Twitter, white fearsLeave a comment

01/13/20: However, I Do Not Personally Eat Tree Fruits Because They Are Neither Meat Nor Cake

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020 iambanapestassault rifles, breeches, britches, founders, founding fathers, health care, leeches, limerick, lunatic, pants, peaches, poem, poetry, screeches, Thomas Jefferson, Trump, Trump limerick, TwitterLeave a comment

11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving

November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 iambanapestalone, dyeing, give thanks, golf, golfing, hair, joystick, joysticking, lies, limerick, lying, Photoshop, poem, poetry, real Americans, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, skin, Stallone, swole, Swole Trump, Thanksgiving, tiny hands, Trump, tweeting, Twitter, unkemptLeave a comment

07/05/19: A Grand Tradition of American Child-Rearing Greatness

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 iambanapestchild abuse, fanboy, gym socks, limerick, maggoty, poem, poetry, raised right, sheets, trough, Trump, tumbling, tweets, Twitter, you are what you eatLeave a comment

06/19/19: An Exclusive Excerpt From My New Book, “The Sick Habits of Highly Defective People”

June 19, 2019 iambanapestcatches the worms, early bird, limerick, losing one's shit, poem, poetry, pre-dawn, sane people, sanity, snit, squirm, Trump, tweeting, tweets, TwitterLeave a comment

04/24/19: Why Is Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?

April 24, 2019 iambanapestdemocracy, I'm fucked, justice, limerick, literacy envy, National Poetry Month, obstruction, poem, poetry, reading, subtext, sucks, Trump, tweetstorm, TwitterLeave a comment

06/11/18: Latrine Duty in Singapore

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018 iambanapestdictator dung analysis, Kim Jong-Un, limerick, paranoia, poetry, portable toilet, stool pigeons, thank God I don't have to crap in 140 characters anymore, Trump, TwitterLeave a comment

05/23/18: My Farts Will Go On

May 23, 2018May 23, 2018 iambanapestbreakfast, dread, limerick, manic, only 10 percent of Bob Mueller is above the waterline, panic, poetry, Titanic, Trump, TwitterLeave a comment

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