03/29/30: I Am Obsessed With Ratings Because I Believe the Foremost Duty of a President Is to Entertain March 29, 2020March 29, 2020 iambanapestantics, Atlantics, baggy-pants comedian, body count, dementia, humor, limerick, obsessed, poem, poet, poetry, ratings, semantics, that's entertainment, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, vaudevilleLeave a comment Image
03/27/20: Hey, Golden Agers! Tired of Flushing Toilets With Your Elbow? March 27, 2020March 27, 2020 iambanapestbulldozer, coots, coronavirus, covid-19, crones, crow, flushing, golden agers, group activities, hit the road, hoary, limerick, mass grave, old farts, oldsters, poem, poet, poetry, rooster, senior citizens, shove off, toilet, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, White House mailbagLeave a comment Image
03/26/20: What Images of the Regime for Which You’re Dying Will Flash Before Your Eyes as You Breathe Your Last? March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 iambanapestbandolier, beer, big stupid ears, Brett Kavanaugh, clout, death panels, droughts, floods, frat boy, grandparents, judge, justice, limerick, mall walkers, orange ears, poem, poet, poetry, regime, rich fucks, SCOTUS, senior citizen, small fingers, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, volunteersLeave a comment Image
03/25/20: It’s Fine That I Don’t Enforce Social Distancing at My Covid-19 Briefings March 25, 2020 iambanapestbriefings, burning sage, coronavirus, covid-19, gazelle, hot tub, hot tub slime machine, Ivanka, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, pronk, pronking, Purell, purification rituals, rage, sage, social distancing, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment Image
03/24/20: What I Choose to Believe America’s Apple-Cheeked Oldsters Are Telling Me March 24, 2020March 24, 2020 iambanapestapple-cheeked, Buicks, chapped, death, Fords, hordes, laying down their lives for Wall Street, limerick, oldsters, poem, poet, poetry, senior citizens, serve, service, shitloads, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, verve, weatherLeave a comment Image
03/23/20: I May Be a Teetotaler But I Sure Do Love This Game March 23, 2020March 23, 2020 iambanapestbig pharma, bottoms up, chug, coronavirus, covid-19, drinking game, kids in cages, limerick, maggots, pharma bros, poem, poet, poetry, slugs, teetotal, teetotaler, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virusLeave a comment Image
03/22/20: Tips ‘n’ Tricks for When the Mass Graves Aren’t Dug Yet March 22, 2020 iambanapestaroma, body bag futures, briefing, coronavirus, corpses, covid-19, fragrance, French kissing, life hacks for when the mass graves aren't ready yet, limerick, perfume, pimp, pimpery, pimping, poem, poet, poetry, proper care of the deceased, scent, stench, stink, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, White House briefing Image
03/21/20: My Favorite Son Is Virus-Proof March 21, 2020March 21, 2020 iambanapestabort, aborted, abortion, abortion makes the heart grow fonder, coronavirus, covid-19, dime, don't touch your face, emerge, exhortation, fatherhood, favorite son, Golden Trump, imaginary fatherhood, limerick, paterfamilias, poem, poet, poetry, prime, slime, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, virus-proofLeave a comment Image
03/20/20: We Don’t Have Coronavirus Testing Figured Out Yet, But We Do Have Other Services Up and Running March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 iambanapestcoronavirus, covid-19, cremation, disease, drive-through, drive-thru, enabling, entrepreneurship, illness, limerick, Mother, poem, poet, poetry, prognosis, psychosis, sibling grift synergy, testing, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment Image
03/19/20: The Party of Health Care! ~ IX (Covid-19 Codicil) March 19, 2020March 19, 2020 iambanapestair, choir, coronavirus, covid-19, death, die, expire, fudge, lungs, party of health care, poem, poet, poetry, Senate, sludge, Trump, Trump judge, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment Image