01/10/21: Death Becomes Me, and Vice-Versa
treason
01/07/21: Oh, How My Heart Swells When I Watch My Noble Cultists on My Many Large TVs
12/10/19: It Is Perfectly Normal for the President to Have Private Tête-à-Têtes With the Russian Foreign Minister
11/06/19: Perhaps After I’m Impeached I Can Appear on “Dancing With the Tsars”
10/15/19: Portrait of the Artist Reflecting on His Mighty Works and Treasons
09/26/19: I Yam What I Yam and That’s All That I Yam
08/12/19: I Am a Certified Mixologist
05/28/19: I’ll Bet Using One of Those Big Honking Swords Is a Lot Like Swinging a Golf Club
12/30/18: When I Say Nothing Will Shut Me Up, I Really Mean It
08/18/18: The Sum Is Greater Than Its Brain Farts
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