01/10/21: Death Becomes Me, and Vice-Versa January 10, 2021 iambanapestCOVID death toll, golf, heart, keen, limerick, makes my heart sing, poem, poet, poetry, scorn, sedition, snuff, suborn, treason, Trump, waningLeave a comment Image
01/07/21: Oh, How My Heart Swells When I Watch My Noble Cultists on My Many Large TVs January 7, 2021 iambanapestammo, angry, big-screen TVs, cult, cultists, dad, I like to watch, insane, insolent, insurrection, limerick, mad, MAGA, noble, poem, poet, poetry, sons, togs, treason, Trump, U.S. CapitalLeave a comment Image
12/10/19: It Is Perfectly Normal for the President to Have Private Tête-à-Têtes With the Russian Foreign Minister December 10, 2019December 10, 2019 iambanapestbleat, limerick, nice, peel me a grape, poem, poetry, rub my feet, Russia, Russian ear, rybka, secrets, Sergey Lavrov, tête-à-tête, treason, Trump, Trump limerick, typicalLeave a comment Image
11/06/19: Perhaps After I’m Impeached I Can Appear on “Dancing With the Tsars” November 6, 2019November 6, 2019 iambanapestcoot, dance, Dancing With the Stars, Dancing With the Tsars, diaper, hep, hyperactivity, limerick, paying the piper, poem, poetry, Sean Spicer, step, Terpsichore, Terpsichorean death rites, torpidity, treason, Treasonous Coot in a Diaper, Trump, two left feetLeave a comment Image
10/15/19: Portrait of the Artist Reflecting on His Mighty Works and Treasons October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 iambanapestacid-washed, exposing, feather, gifs, hair, limerick, mighty, pleather, poem, poetry, portrait of the artist, skull, treason, Trump, weather, worksLeave a comment Image
09/26/19: I Yam What I Yam and That’s All That I Yam September 26, 2019September 26, 2019 iambanapestBiden, bleaker, confidential, Dead Sea, impeachment, limerick, mind, pee, poem, poetry, prostitutes, rats, sinking ship, Steele dossier, treason, Trump, Ukraine, ZelenskyLeave a comment Image
08/12/19: I Am a Certified Mixologist August 12, 2019August 12, 2019 iambanapestapathy, bloodies, bloody mary, bro, buddy, dude, evil, farce, limerick, poem, poetry, sensation, suicide, treason, Trump, Trumpification, vocationLeave a comment Image
05/28/19: I’ll Bet Using One of Those Big Honking Swords Is a Lot Like Swinging a Golf Club May 28, 2019 iambanapestaid, comfort, criminal, death penalty, dread, enemies, justice, limerick, MbS, persist, pissed, poem, poetry, Prince, rain off a duck's ass, reform, Saudi, traitors, treason, TrumpLeave a comment Image
12/30/18: When I Say Nothing Will Shut Me Up, I Really Mean It December 30, 2018 iambanapestchampiness, cheap John Berryman references, condo crook, limerick, marriage, opus posthumous, poetry, real estate, scampiness, the cause of death was a certain style of life, the legendary toadstool, treason, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/18/18: The Sum Is Greater Than Its Brain Farts August 18, 2018 iambanapestbeing stupid, limerick, lumbering, poetry, simple gifts, spitting, spycraft, tradecraft, treason, Trump Image