11/26/20: Happy Cranksgiving to Adderall Who Celebrate November 26, 2020 iambanapestAdderall®, crank, Cranksgiving, diet, dreams, genocide, limerick, meth, poem, poet, poetry, purple cow, sow, tenderloin, Thanksgiving, Trump, TurkeyLeave a comment Image
11/16/20: Redefining the Term “Food Coma” Before Your Very Eyes November 16, 2020 iambanapestdressing, gravy, grifting, limerick, meat and potatoes, multiple chinners, over the river and through the woods, poem, poet, poetry, pumpkin pie, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Trump, whiteness, winners, winningLeave a comment Image
11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 iambanapestalone, dyeing, give thanks, golf, golfing, hair, joystick, joysticking, lies, limerick, lying, Photoshop, poem, poetry, real Americans, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, skin, Stallone, swole, Swole Trump, Thanksgiving, tiny hands, Trump, tweeting, Twitter, unkemptLeave a comment Image
11/22/19: Fiona Hill Is Harshing My Buzz, Man November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 iambanapestAdam Schiff, Adderall®, crime, felony, Fiona Hill, gratuitous seasonal holiday reference, high, impeachment, limerick, make everything die, meat, meth, poem, poetry, porn, pumpkin pie, rapture, smart women, sweat, testify, testimony, Thanksgiving, Trump, unflappable, women Image
11/22/18: Many People Are Saying My List of Things to Be Thankful for Is the Best List of Things to Be Thankful for Ever November 22, 2018 iambanapestdemocracy's grave, Diet Coke, go-fuck-yourselfism, goons, limerick, now in snortable form!, offhandedness, poetry, Thanksgiving, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/21/18: Saudi Crude Makes a Delectable Gravy November 21, 2018 iambanapestKhashoggi, limerick, MbS, poetry, royal cashiers, Saudi Arabia, spatchcocking, Thanksgiving, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/23/17: Why Is No One Thanking Me Personally? November 23, 2017November 23, 2017 iambanapestill-gotten, limerick, of gobs and goblets, poetry, pursy-mouthed, Thanksgiving, TrumpLeave a comment Image