soul
05/15/20: America, America, I Shed My Mixed Metaphors on Thee
02/11/20: Why Do the Masses Love Me?
01/29/20: If Your Soul, Too, Is an Abandoned Tax-Sheltered Shopping Mall, You’ll Love My New Bullshit Trade Deal
12/29/19: I Am a Shouting, Spittle-Flecked Prophet to Whom Many Ancient Mysteries Are Revealed
10/21/19: I Have Also Filled Out My Alternate Name Tag for the 2020 Convention
08/09/19: People Say, “There’s No Excuse for Your Behavior,” and I Just Laugh and Laugh and Laugh
07/03/19: I Am the Oracle Who Speaks From a Golden Toilet!
I Hold These Truths to Be
Self-Evident ~ IV
Great hair has its roots in your soul.
There’s no substance cleaner than coal.
The press always quibbles.
Intelligence nibbles;
Stupidity swallows you whole.
06/01/19: Our Lust for Guns Stems From Fealty to Our History
05/31/19: And When I Say Glory I Mean the Craven, Paranoid, Imbecilic, Nickel-Grubbing Kind
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