soul
07/03/19: I Am the Oracle Who Speaks From a Golden Toilet!
I Hold These Truths to Be
Self-Evident ~ IV
Great hair has its roots in your soul.
There’s no substance cleaner than coal.
The press always quibbles.
Intelligence nibbles;
Stupidity swallows you whole.
06/01/19: Our Lust for Guns Stems From Fealty to Our History
05/31/19: And When I Say Glory I Mean the Craven, Paranoid, Imbecilic, Nickel-Grubbing Kind
02/07/19: Jesus—and Bacon—on the Mainline
03/01/18: Dedicated to My Still Unravish’d Bride of Damage Control
08/06/17: Homiletics Is Another Thing I Totally Win At
