01/20/21: A Few Last Remarks From the Door of the Chopper January 20, 2021 iambanapestD.C., farewell, Florida, Florida Man, golf, Neptune, pee, poem, poet, poetry, prostitutes, shithole, trumperick, Washington D.C.Leave a comment Image
11/24/19: The Text for Today’s Sermon Is From St. Paul’s Letter to the Shithole Dwellers November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 iambanapestall-knowing, America, cheap gas, frack, fracking, God, landfills, limerick, Main Street, nasty, pathogens, poem, poetry, shit shat shut, shithole, shithole countries, treasure, Trump, tumbleweeds, USALeave a comment Image
08/09/19: People Say, “There’s No Excuse for Your Behavior,” and I Just Laugh and Laugh and Laugh August 9, 2019 iambanapestairtight, alibi, anal hygiene, bald eagle, battle-axe, evergreen, excuse, illegal, legal, limerick, not my type, poem, poetry, shithole, soul, stealing, theftLeave a comment Image
09/06/18: A Constitutional Crisis Is No Reason to Avoid Self-Care September 6, 2018September 6, 2018 iambanapest#MAGA, Billings rally, Bob Woodward book, Donald joy of man's desiring, gold mesh thong, limerick, New York Times anonymous op-ed, poetry, shithole, that not-so-fresh feeling, Trump, watch white flesh work, wounded soulLeave a comment Image
06/14/18: The Ineffable Thrill of Watching a Train Wreck June 14, 2018June 14, 2018 iambanapestbliss (found and lost), donkey talk, freedom, limerick, piss, poetry, shithole, the American experiment, Trump, urine-based graphologyLeave a comment Image
01/16/18: When in D.C., Don’t Miss the Scenic Hot Springs January 16, 2018January 16, 2018 iambanapestblurping, fish, gulls, hideousness, limerick, my skull holds more than any Port-a-Potty, outgassing, poetry, shithole, TrumpLeave a comment Image
01/12/18: Or, as the New York Times Would Have It, Additional Poop Declivities January 12, 2018 iambanapestBobby Three Sticks, Easts, limerick, pants, poetry, romance, shithole, Trump, vegetablesLeave a comment Image
01/11/18 (2): Your Trump Card® Privileges Program Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore January 12, 2018 iambanapestangels, Dream Journal, limerick, loyalty programs, poetry, shithole, Trump, Trump Card® Privileges ProgramLeave a comment Image
08/02/17: Fixer Upper August 2, 2017 iambanapestabortion, absence of gold toilets is a dealbreaker, limerick, orphans, poetry, shithole, Trump, Trumpcare, what a dump, White HouseLeave a comment Image