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01/21/20: Let Us Go to Richmond on Martin Luther King Day and Parade Our Imbecility for All to See

January 21, 2020 iambanapestcamo, camouflage, derp, fuckups, gun rally, gun-humping, limerick, numb nuts, poem, poet, poetry, Richmond, Second Amendment, suckups, Trump, Trump limerick, Virginia, wet sack of thumbsLeave a comment

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09/03/19: Wasn’t It Andrea True Who Said It Best? “More, More, More! How Do You Like It, How Do You Like It?”

September 3, 2019September 3, 2019 iambanapestabundance, American, Andrea True, death, die, dying, gals, GSR, guns, gunshot residue, limerick, moms, more more more!, NRA, pie, poem, poetry, public places, Second Amendment, thigh, tons, TrumpLeave a comment

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09/01/19: Why Is It the Second Amendment? Why Isn’t it the First? Why Isn’t It the Only Amendment?

September 1, 2019September 1, 2019 iambanapestbaby, God's grace, God's will, limerick, Midland, my base, National Rifle Association, NRA, Odessa, poem, poetry, right to bear arms, Second Amendment, shot in the face, shrug, Texas, TrumpLeave a comment

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06/01/19: Our Lust for Guns Stems From Fealty to Our History

June 1, 2019June 1, 2019 iambanapestcorpse, families, founding fathers, ghosts, guns, heritage, holes, hymn, limerick, mass shooting, poem, poetry, rejoice, Second Amendment, sick, soul, tragedy, Trump, Virginia BeachLeave a comment

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05/09/19: When You Value Something, You Protect It. I Mean, Duh.

May 9, 2019May 9, 2019 iambanapestchildren, firearms, gummi worms, guns, I have sniffed eternity in that sweet/sour/sugary exhalation, John Doe, kids, limerick, little toe, National Rifle Association, NRA, pint-size, poem, poetry, school shootings, Second Amendment, Trump, van Gogh, weaponsLeave a comment

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05/19/18: Trigger Happiness

May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 iambanapestconstitutional originalism, dead schoolchildren, guns, limerick, poetry, Santa Fe, Second Amendment, TrumpLeave a comment

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11/09/17: Happiness Is a Smarmed Gun

November 9, 2017 iambanapestholes, liens, limerick, poetry, Second Amendment, souls, sporks, Trump, unfillabilityLeave a comment

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10/23/17: A Big Gulp in Every Cupholder and Ink on Every Throat

October 23, 2017 iambanapest"Can you show me on this doll where your president touched you?", limerick, neck tats, poetry, Second Amendment, Trump, Trumpcare, yuge clipsLeave a comment

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08/24/17: “And That’s the Way It Is”

August 24, 2017August 24, 2017 iambanapestFirst Amendment, leaks, limerick, poetry, Second Amendment, Trump, Walter Cronkite, whores for truthLeave a comment

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