08/08/20: A Random Excerpt From My Remarks at a Random Event August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 iambanapestchildren, dry humping, flag, Helen of Troy, hugging the flag, joy, koi, limerick, Old Glory, oratory, poem, poet, poetry, public speaking, random excerpt, scion, TrumpLeave a comment Image
01/25/20: They Are Far More Gratifying Than the Actual Adult Sons Who March Through the World Embarrassing Me Daily January 25, 2020 iambanapest"choice", abortion, condominiums, condos, death, genius, immigrants, limerick, March for Life, poem, poet, poetry, scion, Trump, Trump limerick, unbornLeave a comment Image
07/25/19: Let Me Tell You ‘Bout the Birds and the Bees and the Summer Camp Fees and the Existential Terror July 25, 2019July 25, 2019 iambanapestbeard, cake, fear, hand-wringers, immigrant children, immigrants, immigration, let them eat cake, limerick, migrants, poem, poetry, prep school, scapegrace, scion, suckling, time's gag, Trump, what is a child?Leave a comment Image