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10/14/20: Do I Know My Rally Audiences or What?

October 14, 2020 iambanapestbump, crickets, dance, Florida, free tickets, grind, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, rally, rickets, Sanford, Trump, Village People, YMCALeave a comment

09/24/20: My Rally Among the Minnesotans, or One Way to Pronounce Bemidji is “Nuremberg”

September 24, 2020 iambanapestBemidji, doughy, genes, limerick, LOO-ta-fisk, lutefisk, Minnesota, Minnesotans, Nuremberg, OH YAH, pale, poem, poetry, Queens, racehorse theory, rally, snowy, soulscape, TrumpLeave a comment

02/21/20: Your Typical MAGA Rallygoer Hearkening Unto Me

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, batshit, batshit jubilee, chrome yellow, dry run, enough guns, limerick, not a dry run, pimples, poem, poet, poetry, rally, rallygoer, squeeze, squeezing, squint, Trump, Trump limerick, zitsLeave a comment

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02/11/20: Why Do the Masses Love Me?

February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 iambanapestblack hole, evil twin, limerick, love, MAGAts, masses, New Hampshire, poem, poet, poetry, rally, soul, suck them in, too rich, too thin, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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01/08/20: Focus Group-Tested Rallying Cries

January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 iambanapestbone spurs, focus group, Fox, Iran, limerick, march, marching, perv, poem, poetry, rally, rallying cry, side-eye, teens, Tehran, Trump, Trump limerick, trumpeter swan, vaccinesLeave a comment

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09/17/19: Don’t Worry, I’m a Dirty Orange Phoenix and You Won’t Even Have Time to Miss Me

September 17, 2019 iambanapestdefective, dump job, finale, invective, limerick, lob, Mike Pence, moral, New Mexico, opus posthumous, poem, poetry, rally, Trump, valley, what a way to goLeave a comment

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08/16/19: There’s Nothing Like a Throng of Revved-Up Maniacs Who Are Prohibited From Touching Me

August 16, 2019 iambanapestankles, attraction, base, edema, emphysema, Hiroshima, limerick, nationalism, New Hampshire, poem, poetry, rally, repulsion, supremacy, Trump, white, whitenessLeave a comment

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08/02/19: This Is the Sort of Thing That Makes Me Vibrate Like a Large Golden Gong

August 2, 2019 iambanapestbang!, Cincinnati, doggerel, glee, imbecile, Ku Klux Klan, Ku Kluxoisie, limerick, marquee, mass dipshit orgasm, me, poem, poetry, rally, rapture, T.S. Eliot, This is the way the world ends, Trump, tsunami, two-bit, whimperLeave a comment

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07/17/19: If This Is Wednesday, It Must Be Nuremberg, I Mean Greenville

July 18, 2019 iambanapestCrisco, Daddy, discos, Frisco, Greenville, limerick, MAGA caps, North Carolina, poem, poetry, polling, rally, strategy, sweaty, Trump, white facesLeave a comment

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06/18/19: John Lennon Said the Beatles Were Bigger Than Jesus, but He’s Dead and I’m Elvis

June 18, 2019 iambanapestaccolades, Beatles, bigger than God, bluster, font-splashing, limerick, poem, poetry, rallies, rally, squalid, squalidity, squeal, swooning, the fascist lust-soup that eats like a meal, throngs, TrumpLeave a comment

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