10/14/20: Do I Know My Rally Audiences or What? October 14, 2020 iambanapestbump, crickets, dance, Florida, free tickets, grind, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, rally, rickets, Sanford, Trump, Village People, YMCALeave a comment Image
09/24/20: My Rally Among the Minnesotans, or One Way to Pronounce Bemidji is “Nuremberg” September 24, 2020 iambanapestBemidji, doughy, genes, limerick, LOO-ta-fisk, lutefisk, Minnesota, Minnesotans, Nuremberg, OH YAH, pale, poem, poetry, Queens, racehorse theory, rally, snowy, soulscape, TrumpLeave a comment Image
02/21/20: Your Typical MAGA Rallygoer Hearkening Unto Me February 21, 2020February 21, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, batshit, batshit jubilee, chrome yellow, dry run, enough guns, limerick, not a dry run, pimples, poem, poet, poetry, rally, rallygoer, squeeze, squeezing, squint, Trump, Trump limerick, zitsLeave a comment Image
02/11/20: Why Do the Masses Love Me? February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 iambanapestblack hole, evil twin, limerick, love, MAGAts, masses, New Hampshire, poem, poet, poetry, rally, soul, suck them in, too rich, too thin, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment Image
01/08/20: Focus Group-Tested Rallying Cries January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 iambanapestbone spurs, focus group, Fox, Iran, limerick, march, marching, perv, poem, poetry, rally, rallying cry, side-eye, teens, Tehran, Trump, Trump limerick, trumpeter swan, vaccinesLeave a comment Image
09/17/19: Don’t Worry, I’m a Dirty Orange Phoenix and You Won’t Even Have Time to Miss Me September 17, 2019 iambanapestdefective, dump job, finale, invective, limerick, lob, Mike Pence, moral, New Mexico, opus posthumous, poem, poetry, rally, Trump, valley, what a way to goLeave a comment Image
08/16/19: There’s Nothing Like a Throng of Revved-Up Maniacs Who Are Prohibited From Touching Me August 16, 2019 iambanapestankles, attraction, base, edema, emphysema, Hiroshima, limerick, nationalism, New Hampshire, poem, poetry, rally, repulsion, supremacy, Trump, white, whitenessLeave a comment Image
08/02/19: This Is the Sort of Thing That Makes Me Vibrate Like a Large Golden Gong August 2, 2019 iambanapestbang!, Cincinnati, doggerel, glee, imbecile, Ku Klux Klan, Ku Kluxoisie, limerick, marquee, mass dipshit orgasm, me, poem, poetry, rally, rapture, T.S. Eliot, This is the way the world ends, Trump, tsunami, two-bit, whimperLeave a comment Image
07/17/19: If This Is Wednesday, It Must Be Nuremberg, I Mean Greenville July 18, 2019 iambanapestCrisco, Daddy, discos, Frisco, Greenville, limerick, MAGA caps, North Carolina, poem, poetry, polling, rally, strategy, sweaty, Trump, white facesLeave a comment Image
06/18/19: John Lennon Said the Beatles Were Bigger Than Jesus, but He’s Dead and I’m Elvis June 18, 2019 iambanapestaccolades, Beatles, bigger than God, bluster, font-splashing, limerick, poem, poetry, rallies, rally, squalid, squalidity, squeal, swooning, the fascist lust-soup that eats like a meal, throngs, TrumpLeave a comment Image