01/14/21: Please Don’t Let That Half-Assed Coup Be the Taste I Leave in Your Mouth January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 iambanapestcoup, gal, golf, grope, groping, half-assed, limerick, meeting, nose pickings, pitching a fit, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, sapping morale, taste, Trump, tweeting, Vlad, womanLeave a comment Image
09/27/20: Every Few Thousand Days, I Dash Off an Imaginary Note to My Mother September 27, 2020 iambanapestDepends adult diapers, Epstein, friends, half-assed amends, imaginary note, limerick, Mary Anne MacLeod, Mary Trump, mom, Mother, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/10/20: The Thing About True Believers Is They Like to Be Told What to Believe August 10, 2020August 10, 2020 iambanapestAmerica first, burst, children are almost immune, coronavirus, covid-19, limerick, lungs, mouth, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, spittoon, true believers, Trump, virus, world beatersLeave a comment Image
08/01/20: The Very Rational Fears That Haunt Me, Especially First Thing in the Morning August 1, 2020August 1, 2020 iambanapestbowel movement, bum, China, dump, fiber, first thing in the morning, homeless person, laxative, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, ramp, rational fears, slip, TikTok, TikTok ban, tramp, Trump, worthyLeave a comment Image
06/28/20: The Secret to a Great Speech Is the Zingers. You Gotta Have Zingers. And Pathetic Suckups. Zingers and Suckups. That’s the Whole Deal Right There. June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 iambanapestanalog clock, applause lines, bounties, bounties on American troops, buy stocks, Die of COVID, dumb, dumber, in hock, limerick, moss on a rock, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, Russia, Russian, Sieg Heil, speech, suckups, sycophancy, sycophants, Trump, Trump rally, zingersLeave a comment Image
02/03/20: Although I Do Itch Like a Man on a Fuzzy Tree, I Have Never Been in Love February 3, 2020February 3, 2020 iambanapestAll Shook Up, American greatness, Diet Coke and Whoppers, drugs, Elvis, Elvis Presley, flunky, friend peanut butter and banana sandwich, fuzzy tree, Graceland, Jesus, junkie, limerick, murderous thugs, nanners, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, Russia's flunky, saint, sainted, sanctified, Trump, Trump limerick, unhealthyLeave a comment Image
12/29/19: I Am a Shouting, Spittle-Flecked Prophet to Whom Many Ancient Mysteries Are Revealed December 29, 2019December 29, 2019 iambanapestAmen, ancient mysteries, bald, God, God's face, limerick, Lutheran, mole, nonsectarian, poem, poetry, prophet, Putin, Russian, soul, succor, sucker, Trump, Trump limerick, ZenLeave a comment Image
12/20/19: What the Vast Majority of “Evangelicals” Are Still Saying December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 iambanapestbald, bless, blessings, Christianity Today, evangelical, God, Heavenly Father, high crimes, holier, holiest, holy, limerick, Lord, puppeteer, Putin, Trump, Trump limerick, VladimirLeave a comment Image
12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You? December 12, 2019 iambanapestbaggy suits, evangelicals, funny, Goodfellas, hair, ICE custory, Joe Pesci, limerick, pet, poem, poetry, prayer, Putin, sartorial flair, Trump, Trump limerick, young children dyingLeave a comment https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pastors-worship-leaders-pray-for-trump-in-oval-office-amid-impeachment-fight Joe Pesci “I’m funny?” clip from Goodfellas. 12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?
11/12/19: How Do You Impeach a Man Who’s Been Everything He Promised to Be? November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 iambanapestambulant, ham, hate, impeach, impeachment, limerick, Lindsay Graham, moron, obsequious waiter, poem, poetry, Putin, radiator, rapist, traitor, Trump, VladLeave a comment Image