01/14/21: Please Don’t Let That Half-Assed Coup Be the Taste I Leave in Your Mouth
Putin
09/27/20: Every Few Thousand Days, I Dash Off an Imaginary Note to My Mother
08/10/20: The Thing About True Believers Is They Like to Be Told What to Believe
08/01/20: The Very Rational Fears That Haunt Me, Especially First Thing in the Morning
06/28/20: The Secret to a Great Speech Is the Zingers. You Gotta Have Zingers. And Pathetic Suckups. Zingers and Suckups. That’s the Whole Deal Right There.
02/03/20: Although I Do Itch Like a Man on a Fuzzy Tree, I Have Never Been in Love
12/29/19: I Am a Shouting, Spittle-Flecked Prophet to Whom Many Ancient Mysteries Are Revealed
12/20/19: What the Vast Majority of “Evangelicals” Are Still Saying
12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?
Joe Pesci “I’m funny?” clip from Goodfellas.
11/12/19: How Do You Impeach a Man Who’s Been Everything He Promised to Be?
