01/09/21: Why Am I the Only One Not Permitted to Live the American Dream? January 9, 2021 iambanapestAmerican dream, ban, banned, for life, G-string, Hugh Hefner, Leni Riefenstahl, likes, limerick, metal, poem, poet, poetry, Reich, settle, Trump, TwitterLeave a comment Image
01/07/21: Oh, How My Heart Swells When I Watch My Noble Cultists on My Many Large TVs January 7, 2021 iambanapestammo, angry, big-screen TVs, cult, cultists, dad, I like to watch, insane, insolent, insurrection, limerick, mad, MAGA, noble, poem, poet, poetry, sons, togs, treason, Trump, U.S. CapitalLeave a comment Image
01/04/21: R. Cohn to R. Nixon via Slack for Hell™ January 4, 2021 iambanapestAdderall, election fraud, Georgia secretary of state, hell, limerick, Mark Meadows, meth, Nixon, poem, poet, poetry, rhymes, Roy Cohn, Slack, tape, TrumpLeave a comment Image
01/01/21: When Your Morning Mantra Becomes the Title of Your Autobiography January 1, 2021 iambanapestautobiography, cheeses, constipation, dietary, evacuate, fiber, hunch, limerick, memoir, moral, poem, poet, poetry, porn chick, squeeze, Stormy Daniels, strain, throne, TrumpLeave a comment Image
12/30/20: How Much Billion-Year-Old Carbon Can a White Loner Pack Into an RV Before the FBI Raises Its Eyebrows? December 30, 2020 iambanapestAnthony Quinn Warner, billion-year-old carbon, booming, downtown, eons, FBI, limerick, Nashville bomber, Petula Clark, poem, poet, poetry, recreational vehicle, RV, self-consuming, shedding, stardust, stars, terrorism, troubled loner, Trump, trust, whiteLeave a comment Image
12/29/20: Do You Ever, Just for Fun While Thousands Are Dying, Google Your Film Career? December 29, 2020 iambanapestboffo, box office, Cary Grant, coup, Donald Does Dallas, film career, Google, Home Alone 2, just for fun, limerick, nincompoop, Nincompoops' Coup, phallus, poem, poet, poetry, Republican taste in cinema, TrumpLeave a comment Image
12/27/20: It Takes a Village, It Takes a Trailer Park, It Takes a Gated Community December 27, 2020 iambanapestbone, camp, children, concentration, faithful, fascism, fascism-prone, gas, Gresham's law, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image
12/25/20: Even in This Time of Pandemic, I Am Invigorating the Lingo of Golf December 25, 2020 iambanapestbirdie, covid, COVID death toll, croak, golf, golf on Christmas, invigorate, limerick, lingo, patois, poem, poet, poetry, putt, Trump, TrumpieLeave a comment Image
12/23/20: The Pardoner’s Tale December 23, 2020 iambanapestChaucer, corpse, crime, limerick, pardons, poem, poet, poetry, spite, The Pardoner's Tale, Trump, warp, weftLeave a comment Image
12/21/20: Semi-Rhetorical Questions Whispered Around the GOP as Christmas Draws Nigh December 21, 2020 iambanapestBethlehem, Christmas, crouch, limerick, orange stains, poem, poet, poetry, pouches, slouches, The Second Coming, Trump, what rough beast, white couch, Whoppers, widening gyre, YeatsLeave a comment Image