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11/22/20: Why Must You Take From My People the Most Splendid King They’ve Ever Known?

November 22, 2020 iambanapestbowels, buy a vowel, crud, dealmaker, king, limerick, my people, obsessed, old man, poem, poet, poetry, purchase, spendid, The Wheel, towels, Trump, Wheel of Fortune, wrong vowelsLeave a comment

11/21/20: Avoid COVID Freakouts by Watching the Channel With the Statistically Improbably Number of Blondes

November 22, 2020 iambanapestbed, blonde, code red, covid-19, Fox News, freakout, Goldilocks, limerick, Papa Bear, poem, poet, poetry, Trump, uncontrolled spreadLeave a comment

11/19/20: And People Say I Don’t Like Pets

November 19, 2020 iambanapestBarr, braunschweiger, disgrace, drizzle, limerick, loaf, mace, MyPillow, oaf, pets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, ponderous, pride of the race, run of the place, TrumpLeave a comment

11/16/20: Redefining the Term “Food Coma” Before Your Very Eyes

November 16, 2020 iambanapestdressing, gravy, grifting, limerick, meat and potatoes, multiple chinners, over the river and through the woods, poem, poet, poetry, pumpkin pie, stuffing, Thanksgiving, Trump, whiteness, winners, winningLeave a comment

11/12/20: Say Hello to My Big Shrouded Scythe-Swinging Friend

November 12, 2020 iambanapestblood, Blue Oyster Cult, cheap Tony Montana reference, don't fear the reaper, Grim Reaper, I'm With Stupid, jolly, lick, limerick, not cool, poem, poet, poetry, Reaper, say hello to my little friend, scythe, shroud, tool, TrumpLeave a comment

11/11/20: “Why Won’t You Monsters at Least Give Him Time to Process His Feelings?”

November 11, 2020 iambanapestconcede, concession, feelings, fuck your feelings, kitten, limerick, lying, monsters, old whore, poem, poet, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment

11/09/20: Bangs, Whimpers, etc., etc.

November 9, 2020 iambanapestbang, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, limerick, marital aids, not with a bang but a whimper, Philadelphia, Philly, poem, poet, poetry, Punch and Judy, Rudy Giuliani, T.S. Eliot, Trump, whimperLeave a comment

11/03/20: One More Opus Posthumous for the Road

November 3, 2020 iambanapestbirds, dead, death, election day, freezing, huh, I'm melting, limerick, miserable, op. posth., opus posthumous, poem, poet, poetry, shlong, so long, songs, the sea at first light, TrumpLeave a comment

11/02/20: Nobody Has Ever Had a Better Closing Argument

November 2, 2020 iambanapestclosing argument, discretion, effort, grease, limerick, loll, minimum, niece, poem, poet, poetry, puddy tat, sugar, Trump, vatLeave a comment

11/01/20: Items the Dying Tyrant Was Heard to Call for as His Prognosis Worsened

November 1, 2020 iambanapestbatshit, croquet, double fudge, immigrant women, limerick, parfait, poem, poet, poetry, prognosis, sack of heads, shiny, sled, South Lawn, spay, Trump, tyrantLeave a comment

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