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03/20/19: The Best Photo Is the One of Me Looking Coquettish in Just a MAGA Cap and a Long Tie
03/19/19: Just a Typical Week in This Best of All Possible Billionaire-Driven Worlds
03/18/19: Rewriting Beloved Patriotic Songs Is Just One More Aspect of the Leadership I Provide
03/17/19: Les Tyrans S’Ennuient le Dimanche (That’s French for “Take Me to the Golf Course”)
03/16/19: I Love to Slip Off by Myself and Admire the Pretend Tattoos I Don’t Have the Balls to Get
03/15/19: If You Just Change a Few Words Here and There, You Can Send the Same Message for Weddings, Funerals, You Name It
