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01/20/21: A Few Last Remarks From the Door of the Chopper

January 20, 2021 iambanapestD.C., farewell, Florida, Florida Man, golf, Neptune, pee, poem, poet, poetry, prostitutes, shithole, trumperick, Washington D.C.Leave a comment
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01/19/21 (2): Op. Posth. No. 17 (Hair, Fingernails, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, etc.)

January 19, 2021 iambanapestBabe Ruth, buried alive, casket, coffin, fingernails, gluttony, greed, hair, Il Bambino, inspiration, jealousy, limerick, op. posth., opus posthumous, phone booth, poem, poet, poetry, sloth, stink, the Sultan of Swat, the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout, tight pants, Trump, wormsLeave a comment
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01/19/21: American Exceptionalism Is One Hell of a Drug

January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 iambanapestAmerican exceptionalism, autocracy, cash bar, czar, dumbassery, fascism, from afar, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, racism, racist, TrumpLeave a comment
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01/18/21: Op. Posth. No. 16 (Touchstones of a Life, Well, Lived)

January 18, 2021 iambanapestballs, democracy, fast food, hobbled, huge, limerick, Mitch McConnell, Niagara Falls, op. posth., opus posthumous, paunch, poem, poet, poetry, selfies, shriveled, three marriages, three wives, touchstones, TrumpLeave a comment
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01/17/21: Quiet Reflections as My Fingertips Make Tiny Furrows in the Oval Office Rug

January 17, 2021January 17, 2021 iambanapestaddiction, addictive, betrayal, dragged out kicking and screaming, furrows, good meat, life's very best high, limerick, making things die, Oval Office, poem, poet, poetry, rug, small hands, tasted, the vital importance of basting, Trump, wastedLeave a comment
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01/16/20: Euripides, Sophocles, Aeschylus, Me

January 16, 2021 iambanapestadoration, Aeschylus, Euripides, Greek, in the buff, limerick, Melania, MyPillow, nudes, poem, poet, poetry, rich-person stuff, Sophocles, the things of this world, tragedy, Trump, weeping, wifeLeave a comment
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01/14/21: Please Don’t Let That Half-Assed Coup Be the Taste I Leave in Your Mouth

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 iambanapestcoup, gal, golf, grope, groping, half-assed, limerick, meeting, nose pickings, pitching a fit, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, sapping morale, taste, Trump, tweeting, Vlad, womanLeave a comment
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01/10/21: Death Becomes Me, and Vice-Versa

January 10, 2021 iambanapestCOVID death toll, golf, heart, keen, limerick, makes my heart sing, poem, poet, poetry, scorn, sedition, snuff, suborn, treason, Trump, waningLeave a comment
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01/09/21: Why Am I the Only One Not Permitted to Live the American Dream?

January 9, 2021 iambanapestAmerican dream, ban, banned, for life, G-string, Hugh Hefner, Leni Riefenstahl, likes, limerick, metal, poem, poet, poetry, Reich, settle, Trump, TwitterLeave a comment
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01/07/21: Oh, How My Heart Swells When I Watch My Noble Cultists on My Many Large TVs

January 7, 2021 iambanapestammo, angry, big-screen TVs, cult, cultists, dad, I like to watch, insane, insolent, insurrection, limerick, mad, MAGA, noble, poem, poet, poetry, sons, togs, treason, Trump, U.S. CapitalLeave a comment
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