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04/29/20: Yea, Verily, My Power Exceeds Even That of the Mighty Mayo Clinic

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 iambanapestballs, classic submissive behavior, ermine, King of the Vents, licking, limerick, mask, Mayo Clinic, National Poetry Month, no mask, Pence, Pharisee, poem, poet, poetry, protocols, testicles, That ermine-haired Pharisee Pence, tongues, Trump, unmasked, ventilators, yea verilyLeave a comment

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02/28/20: Presidential Thoughts at the End of a Viral Week

February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 iambanapestcoronavirus, corpses, covid-19, crap, fob, fobbed off, fobbing, limerick, nuclear waste, Pence, poem, poet, poetry, presidential, stock market, stress-induced diarrhea, tense, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, viral, virusLeave a comment

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01/20/20: Pomp and Pence and the Siren Song of Armageddon

January 20, 2020 iambanapestflesh-melting, googly eyes, googly-eyed, hair, Iran, Iran war, Iran whispering, Jesus, Jesus-in-rockets, lead-lined, limerick, Mikes, mussed, pants, Pence, pockets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, Rapture or Bust, rockets, Trump, Trump limerick

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12/07/19: Ten Flushes for a Post-Whopper® Binge, 15 When Flushing Evidence

December 7, 2019December 7, 2019 iambanapestBM, bowel movement, dethrone, double dog dare, flush, flushing, frankincense, gold, Handmaid's Tale, immense, lay cable, limerick, log, mooks, Pence, pinch a loaf, poem, poetry, shit, toilet, trappings of power, Trump, Trump limerick, turdLeave a comment

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In case you were unaware of Trump’s deep concern for Americans’ toilet-flushing habits.

12/07/19: Ten Flushes for a Post-Whopper® Binge, 15 When Flushing Evidence

09/09/19: Republicanism: A Glorious Force for My Personal Good in Today’s Modern World

September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 iambanapestclap, deep, enabling, factory scrap, GOP, Grand Old Party, jostle, jowls, lap, limerick, Pence, poem, poetry, Republicanism, sap, shit, SPAM®, TrumpLeave a comment

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02/08/17

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017 iambanapestforbidden thoughts, hair-based shade, limerick, Pence, sanctimony, TrumpLeave a comment

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