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07/07/20: To Mask or Not to Mask? What a Stupid Question

July 7, 2020July 7, 2020 iambanapestavatar, covid-19, fit for a queen, gay, greasepaint, hair-care routine, infection control, limerick, lying about one's weight, machismo, makeup, mask, orange, poem, poet, poetry, Trump, ur-man, weightLeave a comment

03/15/20: The Closest Thing to an Apology You’re Ever Going to Get From God

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 iambanapestapology, Battle Hymn of the Republic, boob, fine tuning, fjord, God, Jesus, limerick, Lordly boredom, lube, orange, poem, poet, poetry, Sweet Jesus, terrible swift sword, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment

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10/05/19: If You’re Going to Base Your Whole Career on a Scene in a Movie, Choose a Really Special One

October 5, 2019 iambanapestcornered, Don Corleone, godfather, head, HORSE, Jack Woltz, Khartoum, limerick, Marlon Brando, orange, orangeish, poem, poetry, scared, stallion, stud, The Godfather, Tom Hagen, Trump, well fedLeave a comment

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08/05/19: I Will Never Be Held Hostage, Not Even Briefly, By Simple Human Decency

August 5, 2019August 5, 2019 iambanapestchaff, corpses, Dayton, El Paso, fatted calf, flag, half-mast, half-staff, limerick, mass shootings, NRA, orange, poem, poetry, Toledo, Trump, white genocideLeave a comment

06/10/19: A Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma Stuffed in a Golf Bag Locked in the Trunk of a Russian Mobster’s Benz

June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 iambanapestbackstory, bag, Benz, buzzard, dead, enigma, golf, hero, innards, limerick, Mercedes, mobster, mystery, orange, origin story, poem, poetry, Russian, sea, smut, stuffed, throng, tree, Trump, what the fuckLeave a comment

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02/12/19: The Color Is From Genetics but the Greasiness Is All My Doing

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019 iambanapestconsorting with devils, fathers and sons, genes, greens, hell's every level, limerick, orange, oranger, orangest, poetry, Queens, TrumpLeave a comment

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08/11/18: Did They Laugh at Buck Rogers? Did They Laugh at James Tiberius Kirk?

August 11, 2018August 11, 2018 iambanapestboom-booms, breeding, limerick, master race husbandry, orange, poetry, Space Force, Trump, wrinklesLeave a comment

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07/29/18: It’s the Most Primary Shade I Know

July 29, 2018July 29, 2018 iambanapestasylum seekers, death's orange embrace, drool, lava, limerick, orange, orangeness, poetry, refugees, TrumpLeave a comment

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01/04/17

January 4, 2017January 24, 2017 iambanapestJulian Assange, orange, steak, WikiLeaksLeave a comment

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