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02/05/20: Oh, So Now I Need a Reason to Be My Best Self at All Times?

February 5, 2020February 5, 2020 iambanapestcheat, consort, debase, democracy, just for the fuck of it, lie, limerick, mealy, murderers, Nancy Pelosi, pimp, poem, poet, poetry, rapists, Rush Limbaugh, State of the Union, steal, Trump, Trump limerick, WhoppersLeave a comment

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01/23/20: If It Weren’t for Her, I Wouldn’t Need the Ointment OR the Suppositories

January 23, 2020 iambanapestbinge-eating, free!, freed, glare, hemorrhoids, impeach, impeachment, impeachment trial, limerick, Nancy Pelosi, screed, six-page letter, speed, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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10/17/19: A Day Like Any Other, Only More So

October 17, 2019 iambanapesta thousand days, blood, blood in my stool, day 1000, Erdogan, Fox, limerick, liquor, losing my shit, my shit, Nancy Pelosi, poem, poetry, sheen, sippin' liquor, tangerine, Trump, TurkeyLeave a comment

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01/25/19: She’s Far Better Than Stormy Daniels at Paddling Naughty Boys

January 25, 2019January 25, 2019 iambanapest#MaxMaraFireCoat, Do we all remember how Stormy Daniels revealed my love of being spanked?, limerick, Max Mara, my very own reek, Nancy Pelosi, pale cheeks, poetry, punctured bloat, spanking, stupid, Trump, weakLeave a comment

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01/24/19: My Precious State of the Union Has Been Ripped From My Soul

January 24, 2019 iambanapest#SOTU, brats, Ivanka, limerick, Nancy Pelosi, poetry, ship-ditching rats, shutdown, State of the Union address, to the one of fictive hairlines, Trump, unhealthy fatsLeave a comment

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01/04/19: In Dreams Begin Resplendent Obsequies

January 4, 2019January 4, 2019 iambanapest116th Congress, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, eulogy, funeral dreams, gaskets--it's all about the gaskets, limerick, Nancy Pelosi, pallbearers, poetry, real-estate flippers, strippers, the enormous finality of a zipper, TrumpLeave a comment

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11/14/18: The Trouble With My Lawyers Is That None of Them Have Dramatic Theme Songs

November 14, 2018 iambanapestchastening hastening, drowned kittens, limerick, midterm elections, Nancy Pelosi, poetry, the unhireable greatness of Perry Mason, toughness, Trump

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