02/05/20: Oh, So Now I Need a Reason to Be My Best Self at All Times? February 5, 2020February 5, 2020 iambanapestcheat, consort, debase, democracy, just for the fuck of it, lie, limerick, mealy, murderers, Nancy Pelosi, pimp, poem, poet, poetry, rapists, Rush Limbaugh, State of the Union, steal, Trump, Trump limerick, WhoppersLeave a comment Image
01/23/20: If It Weren’t for Her, I Wouldn’t Need the Ointment OR the Suppositories January 23, 2020 iambanapestbinge-eating, free!, freed, glare, hemorrhoids, impeach, impeachment, impeachment trial, limerick, Nancy Pelosi, screed, six-page letter, speed, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment Image
10/17/19: A Day Like Any Other, Only More So October 17, 2019 iambanapesta thousand days, blood, blood in my stool, day 1000, Erdogan, Fox, limerick, liquor, losing my shit, my shit, Nancy Pelosi, poem, poetry, sheen, sippin' liquor, tangerine, Trump, TurkeyLeave a comment Image
01/25/19: She’s Far Better Than Stormy Daniels at Paddling Naughty Boys January 25, 2019January 25, 2019 iambanapest#MaxMaraFireCoat, Do we all remember how Stormy Daniels revealed my love of being spanked?, limerick, Max Mara, my very own reek, Nancy Pelosi, pale cheeks, poetry, punctured bloat, spanking, stupid, Trump, weakLeave a comment Image
01/24/19: My Precious State of the Union Has Been Ripped From My Soul January 24, 2019 iambanapest#SOTU, brats, Ivanka, limerick, Nancy Pelosi, poetry, ship-ditching rats, shutdown, State of the Union address, to the one of fictive hairlines, Trump, unhealthy fatsLeave a comment Image
01/04/19: In Dreams Begin Resplendent Obsequies January 4, 2019January 4, 2019 iambanapest116th Congress, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, eulogy, funeral dreams, gaskets--it's all about the gaskets, limerick, Nancy Pelosi, pallbearers, poetry, real-estate flippers, strippers, the enormous finality of a zipper, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/14/18: The Trouble With My Lawyers Is That None of Them Have Dramatic Theme Songs November 14, 2018 iambanapestchastening hastening, drowned kittens, limerick, midterm elections, Nancy Pelosi, poetry, the unhireable greatness of Perry Mason, toughness, Trump Image