05/10/19: Am I the Most Lovable Scamp Since Tom Sawyer, or What? May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 iambanapestBiblical, dumbass, End Times, fence, hose, limerick, lovable, Mark Twain, Mike Pence, poem, poetry, pray, satire, scamp, Tom Sawyer, Trump, whitewash, whorehouse, woesLeave a comment Image
01/05/19: The Music of My Sneers January 5, 2019January 5, 2019 iambanapestbinges, cheap Beach Boys references, cringes, fringes, Heil Trump, jaw creaks, limerick, mastication, Mike Pence, opioids, poetry, static, Trump, yipsLeave a comment Image
07/02/18: Fall on Your Knees! July 2, 2018 iambanapestdrain clog, fellationary evangelicalism, limerick, lord of the dead flies, malignance, Mike Pence, my holiness, orange sweat, poetry, rising, TrumpLeave a comment Image
01/10/18: Only in My Dreams Can Logic Be Forced on Me January 10, 2018January 10, 2018 iambanapestbeheading, limerick, Mike Pence, poetry, the breading is the best part of the chicken, Trump, wedding, wet beddingLeave a comment Image
12/07/17: Holiday Greetings from the Special Counsel December 7, 2017 iambanapestbarbed wire, Bobby Three Sticks, Elf on the Shelf, limerick, Mike Pence, poetry, Trump, What would Jesus do? He'd wear the wire., witness flipping as a holiday traditionLeave a comment Image
03/31/17 March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 iambanapestdining alone, gals, ladies, limerick, Mike Pence, old Adam, radical Christian fundamentalism, Trump, womenLeave a comment Image
