07/28/20: The Visage Thing July 28, 2020July 28, 2020 iambanapestBill Barr, future historians, limerick, Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo, Mitch McConnell, muculence, muculent, poem, poet, poetry, punchable, Roger Stone, Rudy Giuliani, Sean Hannity, slime trail, snails, The all had such punchable faces, TrumpLeave a comment Image
06/20/20: Summer Stock, or Rather Summer Stockyard June 20, 2020June 20, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, buffet, covid-19, gay, limerick, Mike Pence, musical theater, Oklahoma, Oklahoma the musical, Oscar Hammerstein II, poem, poet, poetry, Rodgers & Hammerstein, singing, smarm, summer stock, Trump, TulsaLeave a comment To mark tonight’s Tulsa rally, and with apologies to Oscar Hammerstein II. 06/20/20: Summer Stock, or Rather Summer Stockyard
03/11/20: From the Apostle Don’s First Letter to the Elderly Floridians March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 iambanapestApostle Paul, bare arms, beer, before summer, Brett Kavanaugh, cashier, dead coots walking, death prediction, elderly Floridians, First Corinthians, golf club, I like beer, Ivanka, justice, limerick, Mike Pence, O death where is thy sting?, oldsters, poem, poet, poetry, senior citizens, smarm, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump golf resorts, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, Trump resortsLeave a comment Image
09/17/19: Don’t Worry, I’m a Dirty Orange Phoenix and You Won’t Even Have Time to Miss Me September 17, 2019 iambanapestdefective, dump job, finale, invective, limerick, lob, Mike Pence, moral, New Mexico, opus posthumous, poem, poetry, rally, Trump, valley, what a way to goLeave a comment Image
07/15/19: And With That, We’ve Maxed Out the GOP Purell Budget for the Year July 15, 2019 iambanapest"No shower!", blazers, border, concentration camp, inmates, insurance appraisers, khakis, limerick, Lindsey Graham, Mike Pence, poem, poetry, Taser, Trump, vice presidentLeave a comment With reference to this photo. 07/15/19: And With That, We’ve Maxed Out the GOP Purell Budget for the Year
06/07/19: I Woke Up and Cried for My Mama June 7, 2019 iambanapestABC, after, drama, dreams, Ivanka, jet lag, limerick, llama, Mike Pence, Obama, poem, poetry, school, special, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/10/19: Am I the Most Lovable Scamp Since Tom Sawyer, or What? May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 iambanapestBiblical, dumbass, End Times, fence, hose, limerick, lovable, Mark Twain, Mike Pence, poem, poetry, pray, satire, scamp, Tom Sawyer, Trump, whitewash, whorehouse, woesLeave a comment Image
01/05/19: The Music of My Sneers January 5, 2019January 5, 2019 iambanapestbinges, cheap Beach Boys references, cringes, fringes, Heil Trump, jaw creaks, limerick, mastication, Mike Pence, opioids, poetry, static, Trump, yipsLeave a comment Image
07/02/18: Fall on Your Knees! July 2, 2018 iambanapestdrain clog, fellationary evangelicalism, limerick, lord of the dead flies, malignance, Mike Pence, my holiness, orange sweat, poetry, rising, TrumpLeave a comment Image
01/10/18: Only in My Dreams Can Logic Be Forced on Me January 10, 2018January 10, 2018 iambanapestbeheading, limerick, Mike Pence, poetry, the breading is the best part of the chicken, Trump, wedding, wet beddingLeave a comment Image