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08/24/19: If Denying Basic Heath Care to People in Concentration Camps Is Wrong, I Don’t Want to Be Right

August 24, 2019 iambanapestblood, concentration camps, detention camps, flu shots, history is rhyming again, Jews, king, king of the Jews, limerick, migrants, poem, poetry, refugees, TrumpLeave a comment

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07/25/19: Let Me Tell You ‘Bout the Birds and the Bees and the Summer Camp Fees and the Existential Terror

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019 iambanapestbeard, cake, fear, hand-wringers, immigrant children, immigrants, immigration, let them eat cake, limerick, migrants, poem, poetry, prep school, scapegrace, scion, suckling, time's gag, Trump, what is a child?Leave a comment

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06/26/19: After Eating, Always Wait at Least an Hour Before Attempting to Swim Across the Rio Grande in Search of Asylum

June 26, 2019June 26, 2019 iambanapest23 months, asylum seekers, Óscar Alberto Martínez Ramírez, border, Dora the Explorer, drown, drowned, drowning, limerick, migrants, papí, poem, poetry, Rio Grande, the fuck not given, Trump, Valeria Martínez RamírezLeave a comment

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06/15/19: The Hair Alone Is Worth at Least 75 Votes in the Electoral College

June 15, 2019June 15, 2019 iambanapest2020, cloud, conjuring, electability, Fred Trump, hair, immigration, jellied, left for dead, limerick, loins, migrants, Nam, orange hair, poem, poetry, showgirl, SPAM®, Trump, Trump electability, VietnamLeave a comment

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05/26/19: Always Carry Spare Change in Your Pocket When You Visit the Southern Border

May 26, 2019 iambanapestcamps, children, coins, dead, death, dimes, dying in custody, eyelids, golf, GOP, handicap, ICE, immigrants, kids, limerick, migrants, moral philosophy, poem, poetry, putt, Republicans, shit happens, Trump

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01/27/19: Just in Time for Holocaust Remembrance Day

January 27, 2019 iambanapestbook pimping, breast, flicking fledglings, limerick, Manhood Hacks, migrants, moral twerpitude, nest, poetry, Stephen Miller, sunken chest, Trump, zestLeave a comment

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01/22/19: I Have to Do Something During All the Catheter Commercials

January 22, 2019 iambanapestcorn, fecal matter as the proper backdrop for my greatness, introspection, limerick, migrants, poetry, scorn, Southern frying, the unexamined live is not worth watching on Fox News, Trump, turdsLeave a comment

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12/14/18: Children Will Do Anything to Embarrass an Authority Figure

December 14, 2018 iambanapestAnd what is death to me but an abstraction that touches other people?, asylees, Border Patrol, cheap lingerie, evenings comma frittered, filet, limerick, migrants, poetry, refugees, Trump, Why am I always so hungry?Leave a comment

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10/11/18: They Came, They Saw, They Mowed, I Never Quite Caught Their Names

October 11, 2018 iambanapestbirth, child separation, cosmic yawning, death, immigrants, lawn care, limerick, migrants, poetry, Trump, turf, universe snuffingLeave a comment

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