09/22/19: You Think I *Want* to Tell All These Pathetically Transparent Lies? September 22, 2019September 22, 2019 iambanapestbone saw, burrowing, First Amendment, Khashoggi, lies, limerick, MbS, media, pathetic, poem, poetry, press, rigamarole, Saudi Arabia, suffice, transparency, Trump, vice, world leadersLeave a comment Image
06/25/19: You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Supped With Murderous Royals to Whom You’re Selling Secret War Tools June 25, 2019June 25, 2019 iambanapestarms deals, butchery, chortle, dismemberment, friendship, host, Khashoggi, knuckles, limerick, MbS, mystery mince, poem, poetry, Prince, quince, Saudi Arabia, tea, toast, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/28/19: I’ll Bet Using One of Those Big Honking Swords Is a Lot Like Swinging a Golf Club May 28, 2019 iambanapestaid, comfort, criminal, death penalty, dread, enemies, justice, limerick, MbS, persist, pissed, poem, poetry, Prince, rain off a duck's ass, reform, Saudi, traitors, treason, TrumpLeave a comment Image
12/10/18: Sometimes, a Sloppy, Murdering Houseguest Can Be Fun December 10, 2018 iambanapest"my blouse", bloody shoes, Disney, li'l, limerick, MbS, Mohammed bin Salman, poetry, poor houseguests, schmoozing, squeak!, the delicacy of Jared, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/21/18: Saudi Crude Makes a Delectable Gravy November 21, 2018 iambanapestKhashoggi, limerick, MbS, poetry, royal cashiers, Saudi Arabia, spatchcocking, Thanksgiving, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/19/18: Does Anybody Really Know Whose Crime It Is? Does Anybody Really Care? November 19, 2018 iambanapest"He went to Jared.", disposable henchmen, hunches, Khashoggi, limerick, MbS, oil--so much fucking oil, poetry, squeamishness vs. realpolitik, the denials of a guy who gives me money are always credible in the extreme, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/21/18: All I Know Is There Was a Guy, and Now He’s Dead and Dismembered, and Oh Shit I’ve Said Too Much October 21, 2018October 21, 2018 iambanapestaccessorizing, bone saw, fistfight, I reject your fine legal distinctions about blame, Khashoggi, limerick, MbS, plausible plausibility, poetry, Saudi, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/20/18: “Fisticuffs” October 20, 2018 iambanapesta journalist's heart, after the bone saw...the blender, Khashoggi, kleptocracy law, limerick, MbS, poetry, presumed (cough) innocent, princes, public defender, Trump1 Comment Image
10/18/18: I’ve Never Met a Nicer or More Royal Guy October 18, 2018October 18, 2018 iambanapestcourtesy, glowing, limerick, little surprise gifts, MbS, nobility, oil money, poetry, pride and prejudice and dismemberment, Trump, why drag Jane Austen into this?Leave a comment Image