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06/20/20: Summer Stock, or Rather Summer Stockyard

June 20, 2020June 20, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, buffet, covid-19, gay, limerick, Mike Pence, musical theater, Oklahoma, Oklahoma the musical, Oscar Hammerstein II, poem, poet, poetry, Rodgers & Hammerstein, singing, smarm, summer stock, Trump, TulsaLeave a comment

To mark tonight’s Tulsa rally, and with apologies to Oscar Hammerstein II.
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06/20/20: Summer Stock, or Rather Summer Stockyard

06/17/20: I Am the Shining Avatar of MAGA Masculinity

June 17, 2020June 17, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, britches, drinking water, limerick, masculinity, Nevertheless she persisted, poem, poet, poetry, ramp, sniff, Trump, twitch, two-handed, West PointLeave a comment

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04/28/20: Conspiracy Theories Are the Chlorinated Oxygen of True MAGA Believers

April 28, 2020April 28, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, chlorinated, chlorine, conspiracy theories, Deep State, elysian, Elysian Fields, government, grassier, grassy knoll, gubmint, gummint, heaven, knoll, limerick, mole, National Poetry Month, oxygen, poem, poet, poetry, probes, true believers, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/31/20: I Will Also Have Any Brioche That Happens to Be Lying Around, Smartypants

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, bread, brioche, cake, devil, Dow, du pain, fire-engine red, gateau, let them eat cake, limerick, Marie Antoinette, poem, poet, poetry, qu'ils mangent de la brioche, stock market, things you can count on, TrumpLeave a comment

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02/21/20: Your Typical MAGA Rallygoer Hearkening Unto Me

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, batshit, batshit jubilee, chrome yellow, dry run, enough guns, limerick, not a dry run, pimples, poem, poet, poetry, rally, rallygoer, squeeze, squeezing, squint, Trump, Trump limerick, zitsLeave a comment

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01/29/20: If Your Soul, Too, Is an Abandoned Tax-Sheltered Shopping Mall, You’ll Love My New Bullshit Trade Deal

January 29, 2020January 29, 2020 iambanapest#MAGA, cap, food court, hat, koi, limerick, Mall, mannequin, NAFTA, nude, old fats, poem, poet, poetry, rats, red, soul, tax shelter, Trump, Trump limerick, USMCALeave a comment

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11/27/19: 4,000 Acres and a John Deere Mule and a Whole Lot of Government Money

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, buying votes, Daddy, dumb, farm, farmers, farming, God, great, handouts, limerick, markets, narcotic, necrotic, patriotic, payouts, poem, poetry, propped up, propping, props, psychotic, tariffs, Trump, welfareLeave a comment

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05/30/19: Fairy-Tale Ending

May 30, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, bitchin', breasts, dream, du monde au balcon, emperor, fire hose, Hans Christian Andersen, hose, limerick, NC-17, new clothes, nudity, orphan, poem, poetry, POTUS, tits, toes, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/24/19: Not to Mention the Tic Tacs, Mentos, Binaca Squirts, and Listerine Spritzers

May 24, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, Democrats, Dems, dental care, halitosis, hygiene, limerick, MAGAs, meth, oral, Party of Death, poem, poetry, toothbrushing, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/24/19: If Something Is Making You Tense, Try Indiscriminate Ejaculations

March 24, 2019March 24, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, democracy dies, fries, imagine a marriage covered with a heaving carpet of buzzing green iridescence, limerick, McDonald's, orangeness, poem, poetry, pumpkin pie filling, random ejaculations, stress, TrumpLeave a comment

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