#MAGA
03/20/19: The Best Photo Is the One of Me Looking Coquettish in Just a MAGA Cap and a Long Tie
02/23/19: How Can You Say Literature Is Dead When I Am the Twitter Flaubert of Our Times
02/22/19: Finally, Some Details From My Recent Medical Exam
02/21/19: Watch Your Step, and Don’t Eat Any of My Locoweed
02/20/19: Excuse Me, But the Proper Pronunciation is “Jeannie Sez Koi”
02/19/19: You Don’t Know Whether You’re at a Press Conference or Ozzfest, Do You?
