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05/30/19: Fairy-Tale Ending

May 30, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, bitchin', breasts, dream, du monde au balcon, emperor, fire hose, Hans Christian Andersen, hose, limerick, NC-17, new clothes, nudity, orphan, poem, poetry, POTUS, tits, toes, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/24/19: Not to Mention the Tic Tacs, Mentos, Binaca Squirts, and Listerine Spritzers

May 24, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, Democrats, Dems, dental care, halitosis, hygiene, limerick, MAGAs, meth, oral, Party of Death, poem, poetry, toothbrushing, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/24/19: If Something Is Making You Tense, Try Indiscriminate Ejaculations

March 24, 2019March 24, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, democracy dies, fries, imagine a marriage covered with a heaving carpet of buzzing green iridescence, limerick, McDonald's, orangeness, poem, poetry, pumpkin pie filling, random ejaculations, stress, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/20/19: The Best Photo Is the One of Me Looking Coquettish in Just a MAGA Cap and a Long Tie

March 20, 2019March 20, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, anorexia + silicone = Helen of Troy, centerfold, cheapness, electric golf carts, I buy it for the articles, limerick, magazine, mold, national pride, Playmate questionnaire, poem, poetry, stone-cold killers, taxes, TrumpLeave a comment

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02/23/19: How Can You Say Literature Is Dead When I Am the Twitter Flaubert of Our Times

February 23, 2019February 23, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, alimony, amateurism, betrayal, child support, Flaubert, fraud, L'éducation sentimentale, le mot juste, life lessons, limerick, morals, pawing, poem, poetry, tradition, Trump, young womenLeave a comment

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02/22/19: Finally, Some Details From My Recent Medical Exam

February 22, 2019February 22, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, dribbling, ear cocking, fascist, geriatric health issues, itchy scalp, limerick, pandering, pee, piss, poem, poetry, prostate, seams, the border, Trump, urine, white supremacyLeave a comment

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02/21/19: Watch Your Step, and Don’t Eat Any of My Locoweed

February 21, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, Big Macs, free-range, grazing, I hope you understand that when I say "flops" I mean large piles of my own manure, intelligence ops, limerick, malaise, poem, poetry, sucking up, the West Wing, Trump, white copsLeave a comment

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