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03/27/20: Hey, Golden Agers! Tired of Flushing Toilets With Your Elbow?
03/26/20: What Images of the Regime for Which You’re Dying Will Flash Before Your Eyes as You Breathe Your Last?
03/25/20: It’s Fine That I Don’t Enforce Social Distancing at My Covid-19 Briefings
03/24/20: What I Choose to Believe America’s Apple-Cheeked Oldsters Are Telling Me
03/23/20: I May Be a Teetotaler But I Sure Do Love This Game
03/22/20: Tips ‘n’ Tricks for When the Mass Graves Aren’t Dug Yet
