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12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?

December 12, 2019 iambanapestbaggy suits, evangelicals, funny, Goodfellas, hair, ICE custory, Joe Pesci, limerick, pet, poem, poetry, prayer, Putin, sartorial flair, Trump, Trump limerick, young children dyingLeave a comment

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pastors-worship-leaders-pray-for-trump-in-oval-office-amid-impeachment-fight

Joe Pesci “I’m funny?” clip from Goodfellas.

12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?

12/11/19: Judaism Is a Nationality Because I Say So

December 11, 2019 iambanapestAmsterdam, Anne Frank, anti-Semitic, antisemitism, daughter, hero complex, Ivanka, Jews, Judaism, limerick, nationality, Nazis, poem, poetry, psst, religion, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/10/politics/trump-order-judaism-nationality/index.html

12/11/19: Judaism Is a Nationality Because I Say So

12/10/19: It Is Perfectly Normal for the President to Have Private Tête-à-Têtes With the Russian Foreign Minister

December 10, 2019December 10, 2019 iambanapestbleat, limerick, nice, peel me a grape, poem, poetry, rub my feet, Russia, Russian ear, rybka, secrets, Sergey Lavrov, tête-à-tête, treason, Trump, Trump limerick, typicalLeave a comment

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12/08/19: Maybe All Kim Jong-un Really Wants, Like Me, Is a Toilet That Actually Works

December 8, 2019December 8, 2019 iambanapest15 times, capability, commode, cow pies, EPA, flush, Holstein, lemon, limerick, nuclear, pain, strain, toilet, Trump, Trump limerick, voidLeave a comment

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12/07/19: Ten Flushes for a Post-Whopper® Binge, 15 When Flushing Evidence

December 7, 2019December 7, 2019 iambanapestBM, bowel movement, dethrone, double dog dare, flush, flushing, frankincense, gold, Handmaid's Tale, immense, lay cable, limerick, log, mooks, Pence, pinch a loaf, poem, poetry, shit, toilet, trappings of power, Trump, Trump limerick, turdLeave a comment

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In case you were unaware of Trump’s deep concern for Americans’ toilet-flushing habits.

12/07/19: Ten Flushes for a Post-Whopper® Binge, 15 When Flushing Evidence

12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name

December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 iambanapestBRONX COLORS, coffin, courage, death, fear of death, gawk, hair, limerick, losers, makeup, orange concealer, poem, poetry, self-styled, timor mortis, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment

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The scoop on Trump’s face paint is here. Learn how you can get some for yourself here.

12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name

12/05/19: What the International Community Is Saying About Me, Behind Their Hands, While Snickering

December 5, 2019December 6, 2019 iambanapestcoif, corpse, fragrance, gossip, Gossip Girls, grief, gunk, heap, hilarity, limerick, Mean Girls, NATO, NATO summit gossip, poem, poetry, seep, shakes, skin, sleep talking, spies, spying, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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12/05/19: What the International Community Is Saying About Me, Behind Their Hands, While Snickering

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