10/06/20: I Am a Superspreader for Mendacity October 6, 2020 iambanapestDr. Conley, lies, lies and the lying liars who tell them, limerick, lying, mendacity, orange dye, poem, poet, poetry, scent, scent of a whopper, Trump, Walter ReedLeave a comment Image
03/31/20 (2): These Plague Briefings of Mine Have a Carefully Calibrated Format March 31, 2020March 31, 2020 iambanapestblitz, briefing, coronavirus, covid-19, death toll, large, liar, lies, limerick, lying, mendacity, plague, poem, poet, poetry, race-baiting, ratings, testing kits, Trump, well-formedLeave a comment Image
03/17/20: The Truer the Statement, the Less Likely I Am to Make It Aloud March 17, 2020March 17, 2020 iambanapestbeached, canned laughter, coronavirus, covid-19, crying, fucked up, I don't understand, I fucked up, I fucked up and everyone died, laughter, lies, limerick, low tide, poem, poet, poetry, silence, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, truth, weepingLeave a comment Image
02/24/20: History’s Verdict (Advance Reading Copy) February 24, 2020February 24, 2020 iambanapestadvance reading copy, ARC, bile, colluding, collusion, common bile duct, democracy, feelings, fuck your feelings, fuck your feelings T-shirt, fucked, history, history's verdict, lies, limerick, lying, poem, poet, poetry, sucked, sucks, Trump, Trump limerick, unfucked, verdictLeave a comment Image
02/14/20: What I [Heart Emoji] America For February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, amour, bottomless, chicken-fried, dirtbag, domestic assault, gestalt, heart emoji, high blood pressure, human remains, hypertension, lies, limerick, love, preference, romance, salt, sexism in the workplace, Trump, Trump limerick, underqualified, unqualified, Valentine's Day, vaultLeave a comment Image
01/19/20: P.S. Don’t Forget the Sniffing and Blinking and Weird Pauses January 19, 2020January 19, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, blinking, clowns, exult, exultation, farts, flames, heavy breathing, lies, lighting your farts on fire, limerick, mispronounce, nouns, poem, poet, poetry, pro tip, public speaking, send in the clowns, shame, sniffing, spark, spew, Trump, Trump limerick, unverified claimsLeave a comment Image
12/17/19: It Is Deeply Insulting That Congress Could Only Scrounge Up Two Articles of Impeachment Against Me December 17, 2019 iambanapestarticles of impeachment, blood on his hands, flies, golf, groping, impeachment, lies, limerick, mammary glands, poem, poetry, sexual assault, shimmer, sun-baked, Trump, Trump brands, Trump limerickLeave a comment Image
11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 iambanapestalone, dyeing, give thanks, golf, golfing, hair, joystick, joysticking, lies, limerick, lying, Photoshop, poem, poetry, real Americans, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, skin, Stallone, swole, Swole Trump, Thanksgiving, tiny hands, Trump, tweeting, Twitter, unkemptLeave a comment Image
10/04/19: I Don’t Mean a Mink Coat—I’m Thinking More of a Mink Farm October 4, 2019October 4, 2019 iambanapestdead giveaway, giveaway, ink, lies, limerick, mink, misspell, misspelling, neck sweat, Penthouse, poem, poetry, quotes, TrumpLeave a comment Image
09/22/19: You Think I *Want* to Tell All These Pathetically Transparent Lies? September 22, 2019September 22, 2019 iambanapestbone saw, burrowing, First Amendment, Khashoggi, lies, limerick, MbS, media, pathetic, poem, poetry, press, rigamarole, Saudi Arabia, suffice, transparency, Trump, vice, world leadersLeave a comment Image