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03/17/20: The Truer the Statement, the Less Likely I Am to Make It Aloud
02/24/20: History’s Verdict (Advance Reading Copy)
02/14/20: What I [Heart Emoji] America For
01/19/20: P.S. Don’t Forget the Sniffing and Blinking and Weird Pauses
12/17/19: It Is Deeply Insulting That Congress Could Only Scrounge Up Two Articles of Impeachment Against Me
11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving
10/04/19: I Don’t Mean a Mink Coat—I’m Thinking More of a Mink Farm
09/22/19: You Think I *Want* to Tell All These Pathetically Transparent Lies?
09/21/19: Let Me Take This Opportunity to Remind the Press of the Rules We All Agreed To
