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09/09/20: The Soliloquizing King Interrupted by His Fool

September 9, 2020 iambanapestfool, gas-station pie, ham-fisted, hit man, king, Lear, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, prey, shrink, sky, sly, soliloquy, subtle, the shrinking sky, TrumpLeave a comment

08/09/20: How Can You Be Sure I Am a King of the Classic Type?

August 9, 2020August 9, 2020 iambanapestclassic type, fiat, fiat luxe, gout, gouty, imperial, king, large surly face, limerick, packing material, poem, poet, poetry, pulse, royalty, Trump, venereal diseaseLeave a comment

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06/24/20: Maskless in Phoenix They Hymned Me All Night Long

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 iambanapestall night long, golf, Hail Donald, Hail Mary, hymn, king, Klan, landlord, limerick, Phoenix rally, poem, poet, poetry, porn, prayer, racism, racism as porn, scorn, toot your own horn, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/13/20: Are These Not the Hallmarks of a Divinely Chosen Ruler?

May 13, 2020May 13, 2020 iambanapestbeefiest, beefy, bones, central casting, clown, crown, curtain, divine right of kings, expendable, glutes, king, limerick, oldsters, Pennywise, pensioners, poem, poet, poetry, potentate, prostate, royal, royalty, ruler, senior citizens, seniors, Social Security, Stephen King, Trump, voluminous suitsLeave a comment

04/21/20: Just a Quick Clarification Before We Ramp Up the Ghoulish Profiteering

April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 iambanapestboneless, clarification, covid-19, daub, dying, ghoulish, king, limerick, mourners, National Poetry Month, open America now, poem, poet, poetry, profiteering, thwart, TrumpLeave a comment

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02/15/20: Do Not Permit Your Limitations to Control Your Destiny, Grasshopper

February 15, 2020February 15, 2020 iambanapestbee, buzz, drowning, Fred Trump, king, King Scuzz, kingdom, limerick, parenting, poem, poet, poetry, royal, royalty, scuzz, suck, sucking, Trump, Trump limerick, You come at the king you best not missLeave a comment

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02/08/20: Now Hail We All Our Stable Genius King

February 8, 2020 iambanapestblame, bullshit, dictator, fascism, flame, geyser, king, limerick, maggots, poem, poet, poetry, poobah, potentate, quirks, retribution, revenge, shameless, shamelessness, stable genius, Trump, Trump limerick1 Comment

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02/06/20: She Is Not a Mail-Order Bride But I Like to Think of Her That Way

February 6, 2020February 6, 2020 iambanapestacquittal, acquitted, cusp, eat your liver, eating his liver, impeachment trial, king, limerick, liver, lost erection, Melania, Mitt Romney, peanut brittle, perfection, poem, poet, poetry, preen, Skittles, spittle, Trump, Trump limerick, Willard, Willard Mitt RomneyLeave a comment

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11/19/19: I Was Only Ever Going to Go Full-On Sun King in This Gig

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 iambanapestborder, child separation, concentration camps, fish belly, fleeces, flesh, gig, greases, holiest, kids dying in custody, king, l'état c'est moi, limerick, Louis Quatorze, Louis the 14th, poem, poetry, roi, shrine, sugars, Sun King, the state it is me, TrumpLeave a comment

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10/09/19: Who Is More Noble Than Your Favorite Philosopher King?

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019 iambanapestballs, debts, great, in my great and unmatched wisdom, king, limerick, noble, noggin, philosopher, poem, poetry, Putin, scratch, scratching, thatched, Trump, unmatched, unpaid debts, Vladimir, wisdomLeave a comment

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