11/22/20: Why Must You Take From My People the Most Splendid King They’ve Ever Known? November 22, 2020 iambanapestbowels, buy a vowel, crud, dealmaker, king, limerick, my people, obsessed, old man, poem, poet, poetry, purchase, spendid, The Wheel, towels, Trump, Wheel of Fortune, wrong vowelsLeave a comment Image
09/09/20: The Soliloquizing King Interrupted by His Fool September 9, 2020 iambanapestfool, gas-station pie, ham-fisted, hit man, king, Lear, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, prey, shrink, sky, sly, soliloquy, subtle, the shrinking sky, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/09/20: How Can You Be Sure I Am a King of the Classic Type? August 9, 2020August 9, 2020 iambanapestclassic type, fiat, fiat luxe, gout, gouty, imperial, king, large surly face, limerick, packing material, poem, poet, poetry, pulse, royalty, Trump, venereal diseaseLeave a comment Image
06/24/20: Maskless in Phoenix They Hymned Me All Night Long June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 iambanapestall night long, golf, Hail Donald, Hail Mary, hymn, king, Klan, landlord, limerick, Phoenix rally, poem, poet, poetry, porn, prayer, racism, racism as porn, scorn, toot your own horn, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/13/20: Are These Not the Hallmarks of a Divinely Chosen Ruler? May 13, 2020May 13, 2020 iambanapestbeefiest, beefy, bones, central casting, clown, crown, curtain, divine right of kings, expendable, glutes, king, limerick, oldsters, Pennywise, pensioners, poem, poet, poetry, potentate, prostate, royal, royalty, ruler, senior citizens, seniors, Social Security, Stephen King, Trump, voluminous suitsLeave a comment Image
04/21/20: Just a Quick Clarification Before We Ramp Up the Ghoulish Profiteering April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 iambanapestboneless, clarification, covid-19, daub, dying, ghoulish, king, limerick, mourners, National Poetry Month, open America now, poem, poet, poetry, profiteering, thwart, TrumpLeave a comment Image
02/15/20: Do Not Permit Your Limitations to Control Your Destiny, Grasshopper February 15, 2020February 15, 2020 iambanapestbee, buzz, drowning, Fred Trump, king, King Scuzz, kingdom, limerick, parenting, poem, poet, poetry, royal, royalty, scuzz, suck, sucking, Trump, Trump limerick, You come at the king you best not missLeave a comment Image
02/08/20: Now Hail We All Our Stable Genius King February 8, 2020 iambanapestblame, bullshit, dictator, fascism, flame, geyser, king, limerick, maggots, poem, poet, poetry, poobah, potentate, quirks, retribution, revenge, shameless, shamelessness, stable genius, Trump, Trump limerick1 Comment Image
02/06/20: She Is Not a Mail-Order Bride But I Like to Think of Her That Way February 6, 2020February 6, 2020 iambanapestacquittal, acquitted, cusp, eat your liver, eating his liver, impeachment trial, king, limerick, liver, lost erection, Melania, Mitt Romney, peanut brittle, perfection, poem, poet, poetry, preen, Skittles, spittle, Trump, Trump limerick, Willard, Willard Mitt RomneyLeave a comment Image
11/19/19: I Was Only Ever Going to Go Full-On Sun King in This Gig November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 iambanapestborder, child separation, concentration camps, fish belly, fleeces, flesh, gig, greases, holiest, kids dying in custody, king, l'état c'est moi, limerick, Louis Quatorze, Louis the 14th, poem, poetry, roi, shrine, sugars, Sun King, the state it is me, TrumpLeave a comment Image