kids
07/27/20: Grades K-12 Will Lead Us All to Glory
05/14/20: Why Would You Be So Cruel as to Suggest That Children Shouldn’t Be Warriors, Too?
04/19/20: I Forgot to Add “The Grammar of Real-Estate Bids”
03/10/20: Kids in Hospitals Are Writing Poetry About Me
08/21/19: I Show Him the Utmost Respect and Deference and I Mostly Just Nod a Lot
06/16/19: Children Should Be Seen and Not Heard, Except When They’re Telling Obsequious Lies About Me to the Media
05/26/19: Always Carry Spare Change in Your Pocket When You Visit the Southern Border
05/09/19: When You Value Something, You Protect It. I Mean, Duh.
