08/05/20: You Have Only to Look at My Republicans to Know That Love Is an Unfathomable Mystery August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 iambanapestcertified, children, covid-19, crook, dud, in cold blood, kids, limerick, love, Mary Trump, murder, mystery, niece, poem, poet, poetry, Stormy Daniels, stud, Trump, unfathomableLeave a comment Image
07/27/20: Grades K-12 Will Lead Us All to Glory July 27, 2020July 27, 2020 iambanapestbrittle, buzz, covid-19, K-12, kids, limerick, murder, poem, poet, poetry, school reopening, school system, schools, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/14/20: Why Would You Be So Cruel as to Suggest That Children Shouldn’t Be Warriors, Too? May 14, 2020May 14, 2020 iambanapestchildren, covid-19, evanesce, evanescent, kids, limerick, muck, Pediatric Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrom, perjury, poem, poet, poetry, renewable resource, rugrats, Trump, warriorsLeave a comment Image
04/19/20: I Forgot to Add “The Grammar of Real-Estate Bids” April 19, 2020April 19, 2020 iambanapestabuse, Bible, braces, catechism, elderly, kids, limerick, massage, masseuses, poem, poet, poetry, quid pro quo, race, Trump, use, womenLeave a comment Image
03/10/20: Kids in Hospitals Are Writing Poetry About Me March 10, 2020March 10, 2020 iambanapestbreathing, breathing on people, bruises, dark sky, dishonor, God, Godlike, hospitalized children, hospitals, kids, leukemia, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, sky, theft, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment Image
08/21/19: I Show Him the Utmost Respect and Deference and I Mostly Just Nod a Lot August 21, 2019 iambanapestbarrow, bodies, children, kids, limerick, marrow, mute, National Rifle Association, NRA, Pharaoh, poem, poetry, quicksilver, render, shoot, Trump, universal background checks, voices, Wayne LaPierre, weigh, weight, wheelbarrow, zilchLeave a comment “Trump tells NRA chief that universal background checks are off the table.” 08/21/19: I Show Him the Utmost Respect and Deference and I Mostly Just Nod a Lot
06/16/19: Children Should Be Seen and Not Heard, Except When They’re Telling Obsequious Lies About Me to the Media June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 iambanapestbrown-nosers, brown-nosing, children, Father's Day, fire hoses, kids, limerick, offspring, parenting, poem, poetry, smarmy, spawn, tear gas, Trump, whine, whiningLeave a comment Image
05/26/19: Always Carry Spare Change in Your Pocket When You Visit the Southern Border May 26, 2019 iambanapestcamps, children, coins, dead, death, dimes, dying in custody, eyelids, golf, GOP, handicap, ICE, immigrants, kids, limerick, migrants, moral philosophy, poem, poetry, putt, Republicans, shit happens, Trump Image
05/09/19: When You Value Something, You Protect It. I Mean, Duh. May 9, 2019May 9, 2019 iambanapestchildren, firearms, gummi worms, guns, I have sniffed eternity in that sweet/sour/sugary exhalation, John Doe, kids, limerick, little toe, National Rifle Association, NRA, pint-size, poem, poetry, school shootings, Second Amendment, Trump, van Gogh, weaponsLeave a comment Image
03/05/19: No, I Didn’t Pay the Kid With Money—I Paid Him With Wise Counsel March 5, 2019 iambanapestboy, children, end-stage, global catastrophe, GOP philosophy, grass, kids, lawn, limerick, mower, offspring, poem, poetry, spawning, Trump, Trump-yelling-at-lawn-mowing-boy, wishing, younsters https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trump-yelling-at-lawn-mowing-boy 03/05/19: No, I Didn’t Pay the Kid With Money—I Paid Him With Wise Counsel