01/01/20: When You Think About It, Few Words Encapsulate My Presidency Better Than “Meat” and “Loaf” January 1, 2020January 1, 2020 iambanapest2020, Beemer, blushing, BMW, bone saw, bride, chicks on the side, compromised, femur, Khashoggi, lawyers, lemurs, limerick, loaf, meat, meatloaf, Melania, new year, New Year's Day, pandas, poem, poetry, sternum, Stormy, Trump, Trump limerick, wealthLeave a comment Image
11/02/19: I Don’t Have the Faintest Goddamn Idea Who Richard III Was, But Anyway November 2, 2019 iambanapestbone saw, bones, journalist, journalists, Khashoggi, limerick, my kingdom for a horse, oak, poem, poetry, Richard III, Roy Cohn, saw, Shakespeare, singing, throne, Trump, whistleblower Image
09/22/19: You Think I *Want* to Tell All These Pathetically Transparent Lies? September 22, 2019September 22, 2019 iambanapestbone saw, burrowing, First Amendment, Khashoggi, lies, limerick, MbS, media, pathetic, poem, poetry, press, rigamarole, Saudi Arabia, suffice, transparency, Trump, vice, world leadersLeave a comment Image
06/25/19: You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Supped With Murderous Royals to Whom You’re Selling Secret War Tools June 25, 2019June 25, 2019 iambanapestarms deals, butchery, chortle, dismemberment, friendship, host, Khashoggi, knuckles, limerick, MbS, mystery mince, poem, poetry, Prince, quince, Saudi Arabia, tea, toast, TrumpLeave a comment Image
04/21/19: I Am the Insurrection and the Blight (Two Trumpericks for Easter) April 21, 2019April 21, 2019 iambanapesta really immense amount of spit, barbecue, basket, blessings, body of Christ, communion, Confederate flag, drive-through salvation, Easter, Easter Bunny, grifters, intolerance, jags, Kentucky fried, Khashoggi, limerick, National Poetry Month, poem, poetry, sacrament, sawed limbs, spit, Trump, twitsLeave a comment 04/21/19: I Am the Insurrection and the Blight (Two Trumpericks for Easter)
03/06/19: We All Like to Stand Around the Gold-Plated Diet Coke Cooler and Bitch About Our Jobs, Right? March 6, 2019March 6, 2019 iambanapestdetained babies, duffel, family separation, Hannity, job satisfaction, journalism, kerfuffle, Khashoggi, limerick, poem, poetry, truffles, TrumpLeave a comment Image
12/31/18: Whoever Said “Time to Murder and Create” Should Have Been My Press Secretary December 31, 2018 iambanapestbees, hips, honeying, Khashoggi, knees, lies, limerick, lips, murder, plausible deniability, poetry, the breeze as burial ground, Trump, unjointing, wax encasement Image
11/23/18: I’m Going to Get Into the Holiday Spirit if It Kills You November 23, 2018 iambanapestBlack Friday, Jesus, Khashoggi, killing detractors, limerick, merry and bright, our most human right, poetry, Santa, self-evidence is in the eye of the beholder, Trump, whitenessLeave a comment Image
11/21/18: Saudi Crude Makes a Delectable Gravy November 21, 2018 iambanapestKhashoggi, limerick, MbS, poetry, royal cashiers, Saudi Arabia, spatchcocking, Thanksgiving, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/19/18: Does Anybody Really Know Whose Crime It Is? Does Anybody Really Care? November 19, 2018 iambanapest"He went to Jared.", disposable henchmen, hunches, Khashoggi, limerick, MbS, oil--so much fucking oil, poetry, squeamishness vs. realpolitik, the denials of a guy who gives me money are always credible in the extreme, TrumpLeave a comment Image