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07/01/20: For White People Who Have Considered Solidarity / When Hand-Wringing Is Enuf

July 1, 2020July 1, 2020 iambanapestFor Colored Girls..., hot soup, institutional racism, Jesus, limerick, moral billing practices, Ntozake Shange, poem, poet, poetry, racism, solidarity, systemic racism, Trump, white peopleLeave a comment

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04/12/20: Easter Homily

April 12, 2020April 12, 2020 iambanapestdaughter, Easter, homiletics, homily, it happens as easily, Jesus, Jesus H. Christ, laughter, limerick, lust, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, slaughter, Trump, unchallenged lies, walking on waterLeave a comment

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03/15/20: The Closest Thing to an Apology You’re Ever Going to Get From God

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 iambanapestapology, Battle Hymn of the Republic, boob, fine tuning, fjord, God, Jesus, limerick, Lordly boredom, lube, orange, poem, poet, poetry, Sweet Jesus, terrible swift sword, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment

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02/03/20: Although I Do Itch Like a Man on a Fuzzy Tree, I Have Never Been in Love

February 3, 2020February 3, 2020 iambanapestAll Shook Up, American greatness, Diet Coke and Whoppers, drugs, Elvis, Elvis Presley, flunky, friend peanut butter and banana sandwich, fuzzy tree, Graceland, Jesus, junkie, limerick, murderous thugs, nanners, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, Russia's flunky, saint, sainted, sanctified, Trump, Trump limerick, unhealthyLeave a comment

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01/20/20: Pomp and Pence and the Siren Song of Armageddon

January 20, 2020 iambanapestflesh-melting, googly eyes, googly-eyed, hair, Iran, Iran war, Iran whispering, Jesus, Jesus-in-rockets, lead-lined, limerick, Mikes, mussed, pants, Pence, pockets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, Rapture or Bust, rockets, Trump, Trump limerick

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12/25/19: Christmas Eve Thoughts at Whatever Rando Church They Dragged Me To

December 25, 2019December 25, 2019 iambanapestass, cheap bibles, Christ child, Christmas, church, flings, frankincense, gifts, gold, Jesus, leg numbness, limerick, manger, myrrh, no strings, ox, payoffs, poem, poetry, rando, seediest, seedy, shepherds, Stormy, three kings, Trump, Trump limerick, virginLeave a comment

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12/23/19: Baby It’s Cold Outside, and Also Inside if You Happen to Be a Refugee

December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 iambanapestbaby it's cold outside, bones, border, cheer, Christ, Christ child, Christ's sake, Christmas carol, fear, immigrants, immigration, Jesus, limerick, lyrics, mucus, noodling, poem, poetry, refugees, shivers, tears, Trump, Trump limerick, Yule, YuletideLeave a comment

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12/18/19: The Essential Building Blocks of My Calm, Dignified, Christlike Resilience in the Face of Impeachment

December 18, 2019 iambanapestblood pressure, body odor, calm, Christlike, dignified, gout, impeachment day, Jesus, limerick, Mafia, mind-blowing, mob, ordering hits, pits, poem, poetry, reek, resilience, shame, the shits, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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10/21/19: I Have Also Filled Out My Alternate Name Tag for the 2020 Convention

October 21, 2019 iambanapest2020, convention, fuse, GOP, Jesus, limerick, muse, name tag, poem, poetry, Republican, secondhand, soul, TrumpLeave a comment

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09/28/19: And Rudy Is My Colonel Tom Parker

September 28, 2019September 28, 2019 iambanapestbase, Col. Tom Parker, dump, Elvis, Elvis Presley, Giuliani, Graceland, Jesus, limerick, pelvis, perish, poem, poetry, poorly educated, potholes, taking a dump, testosterone, TrumpLeave a comment

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