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12/23/19: Baby It’s Cold Outside, and Also Inside if You Happen to Be a Refugee

December 23, 2019December 23, 2019 iambanapestbaby it's cold outside, bones, border, cheer, Christ, Christ child, Christ's sake, Christmas carol, fear, immigrants, immigration, Jesus, limerick, lyrics, mucus, noodling, poem, poetry, refugees, shivers, tears, Trump, Trump limerick, Yule, YuletideLeave a comment

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10/02/19: Other Than Being Cool With Shooting People in the Legs…

October 2, 2019October 2, 2019 iambanapestabsence of class, alligators, ass kissing, border, complexion, concentration camps, gas, gators, ICE, immigration, INS, knee-jerk, limerick, moat, poem, poetry, race, racism, racist, shoot them in the legs, showers, snakes, TrumpLeave a comment

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07/25/19: Let Me Tell You ‘Bout the Birds and the Bees and the Summer Camp Fees and the Existential Terror

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019 iambanapestbeard, cake, fear, hand-wringers, immigrant children, immigrants, immigration, let them eat cake, limerick, migrants, poem, poetry, prep school, scapegrace, scion, suckling, time's gag, Trump, what is a child?Leave a comment

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06/15/19: The Hair Alone Is Worth at Least 75 Votes in the Electoral College

June 15, 2019June 15, 2019 iambanapest2020, cloud, conjuring, electability, Fred Trump, hair, immigration, jellied, left for dead, limerick, loins, migrants, Nam, orange hair, poem, poetry, showgirl, SPAM®, Trump, Trump electability, VietnamLeave a comment

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03/09/19: May I Autograph Your Bible With My Big Black Sharpie and Thus Make It Even Holier?

March 9, 2019 iambanapestenchilada, eviction, immigrant children, immigration, irreconcilable truths, limerick, Melania, poem, poetry, Prada, Spanish Inquisition, Torquemada, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/17/18: Stable Boy! I Need a Stable Boy!

May 17, 2018May 17, 2018 iambanapestanimals, ass, fascism with an equine face, immigration, limerick, poetry, sledgehammer innuendo, stall, TrumpLeave a comment

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08/03/17: Start Earning Immigration Points Today!

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 iambanapestimmigration, limerick, matador, RAISE Act, spokesferret, TrumpLeave a comment
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