09/15/20: Use ICE for the Very Best in Moral Numbing
ICE
07/08/20: Let’s Check in on Washington’s Most Adorable Newlyweds!
We speak, of course, of Stephen and Katie Miller.
10/02/19: Other Than Being Cool With Shooting People in the Legs…
06/22/19: Goodnight Concrete, Goodnight Wire, Goodnight Freedom, Hello Fire
06/20/19: Anybody Know How to Say “Arbeit Macht Frei” in Spanish?
05/26/19: Always Carry Spare Change in Your Pocket When You Visit the Southern Border
04/11/19: Don’t You Love How They Do Jazz Hands Each Time They Zip-Tie Someone?
04/08/19: Don’t Worry, Toots, You’ll Be Commentating on Fox News in No Time
08/28/18: Big Deal—I No Longer Have Any Idea Why My Mother Looked Like, Except I Know She Had Great Hair
07/22/18: You Can’t Call them Rug Rats If They Live in Cages (or in Marble Halls)
