01/19/21 (2): Op. Posth. No. 17 (Hair, Fingernails, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, etc.) January 19, 2021 iambanapestBabe Ruth, buried alive, casket, coffin, fingernails, gluttony, greed, hair, Il Bambino, inspiration, jealousy, limerick, op. posth., opus posthumous, phone booth, poem, poet, poetry, sloth, stink, the Sultan of Swat, the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout, tight pants, Trump, wormsLeave a comment Image
10/29/20: How Has Feminism Shaped My Views? October 29, 2020 iambanapestau pair, exotic, feminism, feminist, hair, I'm putting your husbands back to work, lady, limerick, mare, Mother, poem, poet, poetry, suburban women, suburbanite, TrumpLeave a comment Image
07/31/20: There Is Already a Booming Futures Market in Holy Relics July 31, 2020 iambanapest#blessed, balls, futures market, hair, hand bones, hemorrhoid, holy relics, limerick, lock, poem, poet, poetry, salve, The Shroud of Fifth Ave., thimble, TrumpLeave a comment Image
01/20/20: Pomp and Pence and the Siren Song of Armageddon January 20, 2020 iambanapestflesh-melting, googly eyes, googly-eyed, hair, Iran, Iran war, Iran whispering, Jesus, Jesus-in-rockets, lead-lined, limerick, Mikes, mussed, pants, Pence, pockets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, Rapture or Bust, rockets, Trump, Trump limerick Image
12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You? December 12, 2019 iambanapestbaggy suits, evangelicals, funny, Goodfellas, hair, ICE custory, Joe Pesci, limerick, pet, poem, poetry, prayer, Putin, sartorial flair, Trump, Trump limerick, young children dyingLeave a comment https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pastors-worship-leaders-pray-for-trump-in-oval-office-amid-impeachment-fight Joe Pesci “I’m funny?” clip from Goodfellas. 12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?
12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 iambanapestBRONX COLORS, coffin, courage, death, fear of death, gawk, hair, limerick, losers, makeup, orange concealer, poem, poetry, self-styled, timor mortis, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment The scoop on Trump’s face paint is here. Learn how you can get some for yourself here. 12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name
11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 iambanapestalone, dyeing, give thanks, golf, golfing, hair, joystick, joysticking, lies, limerick, lying, Photoshop, poem, poetry, real Americans, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, skin, Stallone, swole, Swole Trump, Thanksgiving, tiny hands, Trump, tweeting, Twitter, unkemptLeave a comment Image
10/15/19: Portrait of the Artist Reflecting on His Mighty Works and Treasons October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 iambanapestacid-washed, exposing, feather, gifs, hair, limerick, mighty, pleather, poem, poetry, portrait of the artist, skull, treason, Trump, weather, worksLeave a comment Image
09/25/19: Ain’t No Party Like a Trump Pity Party ‘Cause a Trump Pity Don’t Stop for 30 to 40 Years September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 iambanapestclever, courts, hair, impeach, impeachment, judges, limerick, packing, pity party, poem, poetry, spray tan, stooges, Trump, tweets, whatever, yugeLeave a comment Image
06/28/19: As I Understand It, “Lexicon” Refers to a Situation Where the Boyfriend of a Girl Named Lexi Goes to Prison June 28, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, democracy, economy, fix, freedom, good job, great, hair, healthy weight, lexicon, limerick, medical care, poem, poetry, prayer, tariff, Trump, womanLeave a comment Image