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07/31/20: There Is Already a Booming Futures Market in Holy Relics

July 31, 2020 iambanapest#blessed, balls, futures market, hair, hand bones, hemorrhoid, holy relics, limerick, lock, poem, poet, poetry, salve, The Shroud of Fifth Ave., thimble, TrumpLeave a comment

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01/20/20: Pomp and Pence and the Siren Song of Armageddon

January 20, 2020 iambanapestflesh-melting, googly eyes, googly-eyed, hair, Iran, Iran war, Iran whispering, Jesus, Jesus-in-rockets, lead-lined, limerick, Mikes, mussed, pants, Pence, pockets, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, Rapture or Bust, rockets, Trump, Trump limerick

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12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?

December 12, 2019 iambanapestbaggy suits, evangelicals, funny, Goodfellas, hair, ICE custory, Joe Pesci, limerick, pet, poem, poetry, prayer, Putin, sartorial flair, Trump, Trump limerick, young children dyingLeave a comment

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/pastors-worship-leaders-pray-for-trump-in-oval-office-amid-impeachment-fight

Joe Pesci “I’m funny?” clip from Goodfellas.

12/12/19: I’m Funny How, I Mean, Funny Like a Clown, I Amuse You?

12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name

December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 iambanapestBRONX COLORS, coffin, courage, death, fear of death, gawk, hair, limerick, losers, makeup, orange concealer, poem, poetry, self-styled, timor mortis, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment

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The scoop on Trump’s face paint is here. Learn how you can get some for yourself here.

12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name

11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving

November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 iambanapestalone, dyeing, give thanks, golf, golfing, hair, joystick, joysticking, lies, limerick, lying, Photoshop, poem, poetry, real Americans, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, skin, Stallone, swole, Swole Trump, Thanksgiving, tiny hands, Trump, tweeting, Twitter, unkemptLeave a comment

10/15/19: Portrait of the Artist Reflecting on His Mighty Works and Treasons

October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 iambanapestacid-washed, exposing, feather, gifs, hair, limerick, mighty, pleather, poem, poetry, portrait of the artist, skull, treason, Trump, weather, worksLeave a comment

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09/25/19: Ain’t No Party Like a Trump Pity Party ‘Cause a Trump Pity Don’t Stop for 30 to 40 Years

September 25, 2019September 25, 2019 iambanapestclever, courts, hair, impeach, impeachment, judges, limerick, packing, pity party, poem, poetry, spray tan, stooges, Trump, tweets, whatever, yugeLeave a comment

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06/28/19: As I Understand It, “Lexicon” Refers to a Situation Where the Boyfriend of a Girl Named Lexi Goes to Prison

June 28, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, democracy, economy, fix, freedom, good job, great, hair, healthy weight, lexicon, limerick, medical care, poem, poetry, prayer, tariff, Trump, womanLeave a comment

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06/15/19: The Hair Alone Is Worth at Least 75 Votes in the Electoral College

June 15, 2019June 15, 2019 iambanapest2020, cloud, conjuring, electability, Fred Trump, hair, immigration, jellied, left for dead, limerick, loins, migrants, Nam, orange hair, poem, poetry, showgirl, SPAM®, Trump, Trump electability, VietnamLeave a comment

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05/27/19: On This Memorial Day, Let Us Remember the Many Who Gave So Much so That I Might Preen and Rave

May 27, 2019 iambanapestcells, dead, dream, egoist, embalm, gels, gingery, hair, identity, limerick, Memorial Day, moment of silence, pigments, poem, poetry, pride, the fallen, TrumpLeave a comment

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