01/14/21: Please Don’t Let That Half-Assed Coup Be the Taste I Leave in Your Mouth January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 iambanapestcoup, gal, golf, grope, groping, half-assed, limerick, meeting, nose pickings, pitching a fit, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, sapping morale, taste, Trump, tweeting, Vlad, womanLeave a comment Image
03/06/20: Today’s Official CDC Report on Whatever the Fuck Is Happening March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 iambanapestbabies, CDC, Centers for Disease Control, coronavirus, cough, covid-19, dopes, generals, groping, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, small hands, soap, solvents, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, wash, wtfLeave a comment Image
12/17/19: It Is Deeply Insulting That Congress Could Only Scrounge Up Two Articles of Impeachment Against Me December 17, 2019 iambanapestarticles of impeachment, blood on his hands, flies, golf, groping, impeachment, lies, limerick, mammary glands, poem, poetry, sexual assault, shimmer, sun-baked, Trump, Trump brands, Trump limerickLeave a comment Image
04/10/19: Right Before a Matinee Double Feature of “The Blob” and “Creature From the Orange Lagoon” April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 iambanapestblack-and-white, confetti, dirty, groping, limerick, maids, Movietone News, National Poetry Month, parade dreams, poem, poetry, sweaty, ticker tape, Trump, tyrants—petty and/or bodaciousLeave a comment Image