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01/14/21: Please Don’t Let That Half-Assed Coup Be the Taste I Leave in Your Mouth

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 iambanapestcoup, gal, golf, grope, groping, half-assed, limerick, meeting, nose pickings, pitching a fit, poem, poet, poetry, Putin, sapping morale, taste, Trump, tweeting, Vlad, womanLeave a comment
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03/06/20: Today’s Official CDC Report on Whatever the Fuck Is Happening

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 iambanapestbabies, CDC, Centers for Disease Control, coronavirus, cough, covid-19, dopes, generals, groping, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, small hands, soap, solvents, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, wash, wtfLeave a comment

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12/17/19: It Is Deeply Insulting That Congress Could Only Scrounge Up Two Articles of Impeachment Against Me

December 17, 2019 iambanapestarticles of impeachment, blood on his hands, flies, golf, groping, impeachment, lies, limerick, mammary glands, poem, poetry, sexual assault, shimmer, sun-baked, Trump, Trump brands, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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04/10/19: Right Before a Matinee Double Feature of “The Blob” and “Creature From the Orange Lagoon”

April 10, 2019April 10, 2019 iambanapestblack-and-white, confetti, dirty, groping, limerick, maids, Movietone News, National Poetry Month, parade dreams, poem, poetry, sweaty, ticker tape, Trump, tyrants—petty and/or bodaciousLeave a comment

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