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08/02/20: I Might Call This a Modest Proposal if the Concept of Modesty Had Ever Chanced to Enter My Brain

August 2, 2020August 2, 2020 iambanapesta modest proposal, Gargantua, glut, golf, gut, Jonathan Swift, limerick, meat, modesty, poem, poet, poetry, protein, putt, Rabelais, room for them all, TrumpLeave a comment

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07/29/20: To Be Delivered With a Rueful Wince, If I Can Manage It (Which I Can’t)

July 29, 2020 iambanapestAfghanistan, Axios interview, burlesque, golf, grotesque, if it had reached my desk I would have done something, it never reached my desk, limerick, peacock, poem, poet, poetry, Russian bounties, Taliban, Trump, whoreLeave a comment

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Re this Axios interview by Jonathan Swan, particularly at 1:16 and 3:20.

07/29/20: To Be Delivered With a Rueful Wince, If I Can Manage It (Which I Can’t)

06/24/20: Maskless in Phoenix They Hymned Me All Night Long

June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 iambanapestall night long, golf, Hail Donald, Hail Mary, hymn, king, Klan, landlord, limerick, Phoenix rally, poem, poet, poetry, porn, prayer, racism, racism as porn, scorn, toot your own horn, TrumpLeave a comment

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05/15/20: America, America, I Shed My Mixed Metaphors on Thee

May 15, 2020May 15, 2020 iambanapestAmerica America, billionaires, death lechery, golf, golf cart, how the mighty have fallen, limerick, maim, mixed metaphors, no brakes, poem, poet, poetry, shaky hands, snakes, soul, the shakes, thee, thou, thy, Trump, writhingLeave a comment

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04/24/20: How Many Times Do I Have to Ask: What Have You Got to Lose?

April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 iambanapestabortion, banning, bleach, coronavirus, covid-19, disinfectant, efficacious, extortion, golf, golfing, home remedies, IV drug use, junkie, Kid Rock, limerick, Lysol, mainlining, modern, National Poetry Month, pee, poem, poet, poetry, prostitutes, the needle and the damage done, theft, Trump, UV lightLeave a comment

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04/11/20: Many People Are Saying the Very Air Is Full of Signs and Portents

April 11, 2020April 11, 2020 iambanapestbuddy, coughing up a lung, fat chick, golf, it ain't over till the fat lady sings, kiss, limerick, many people are saying, Melania, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, portents, signs, signs and portents, tongue, TrumpLeave a comment

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02/22/20: I Hardly Ever Get Out of the Golf Cart, So You Babes Better Be on Your Toes

February 22, 2020February 22, 2020 iambanapestass, butt, carrion, chafing, dead, Dead Golfer Strut, death, feast your eyes, flies, golf, heat rash, hindquarters, keister, ladies, limerick, mudflaps, opus posthumous, poem, poet, poetry, posterior, Trump, Trump limerick, two pigs fighting in a gunny sckLeave a comment

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01/05/20: Walter Mitty in Florida

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020 iambanapestdrool, Florida, Florida Man, golf, James Thurber, limerick, losers, Mar-a-Lago, poem, poetry, self-pity, Soleimani, ta-pocketa, tough titty, Trump, Trump limerick, Walter Mitty, warmongerLeave a comment

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12/17/19: It Is Deeply Insulting That Congress Could Only Scrounge Up Two Articles of Impeachment Against Me

December 17, 2019 iambanapestarticles of impeachment, blood on his hands, flies, golf, groping, impeachment, lies, limerick, mammary glands, poem, poetry, sexual assault, shimmer, sun-baked, Trump, Trump brands, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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12/03/19: What’s With These Random Images and Scraps of Memory That Plague Me in the Medicated Night?

December 3, 2019 iambanapest'46 Dodge, Adam Schiff, ash, cone, cremains, cremation, golf, illness, impeachment, limerick, medication, poem, poetry, sex, sickness, syphilis, the pox, Titleist, Trump, Trump limerick, unfit, up on blocks, whiff

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12/03/19: What’s With These Random Images and Scraps of Memory That Plague Me in the Medicated Night?

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