10/22/20: Him With His Fruit-of-the-Looms in a Wad October 22, 2020 iambanapestCaligula, covid-19, dope slap, Fruit of the Loom, God, limerick, odd, papyrus, poem, poet, poetry, sod, stretched beneath sod, Trump, virus, wacky, wadLeave a comment Image
04/02/20: Product Placement Is Absolutely Appropriate for a Presidential Pandemic Briefing April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 iambanapestbody count, cigar, cigarette, coronavirus, covid-19, doggerel, God, limerick, mail-order fraud, me, MyPillow, National Poetry Month, pandemic, poem, poet, poetry, praise, product placement, Tiparillo, TrumpLeave a comment Image
03/15/20: The Closest Thing to an Apology You’re Ever Going to Get From God March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 iambanapestapology, Battle Hymn of the Republic, boob, fine tuning, fjord, God, Jesus, limerick, Lordly boredom, lube, orange, poem, poet, poetry, Sweet Jesus, terrible swift sword, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment Image
03/10/20: Kids in Hospitals Are Writing Poetry About Me March 10, 2020March 10, 2020 iambanapestbreathing, breathing on people, bruises, dark sky, dishonor, God, Godlike, hospitalized children, hospitals, kids, leukemia, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, sky, theft, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment Image
03/08/20: Contemporary Rites of Evangelical Worship, as I Understand Them March 8, 2020March 8, 2020 iambanapestblessings, depressing, evangelicals, fraud, God, holy depression, it's known as "the licking of the host", limerick, overbooked, pageant, poem, poet, poetry, ranch dressing, rites, tongue, tonguing, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, vats, worshipLeave a comment Image
12/29/19: I Am a Shouting, Spittle-Flecked Prophet to Whom Many Ancient Mysteries Are Revealed December 29, 2019December 29, 2019 iambanapestAmen, ancient mysteries, bald, God, God's face, limerick, Lutheran, mole, nonsectarian, poem, poetry, prophet, Putin, Russian, soul, succor, sucker, Trump, Trump limerick, ZenLeave a comment Image
12/20/19: What the Vast Majority of “Evangelicals” Are Still Saying December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 iambanapestbald, bless, blessings, Christianity Today, evangelical, God, Heavenly Father, high crimes, holier, holiest, holy, limerick, Lord, puppeteer, Putin, Trump, Trump limerick, VladimirLeave a comment Image
11/27/19: 4,000 Acres and a John Deere Mule and a Whole Lot of Government Money November 27, 2019November 27, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, buying votes, Daddy, dumb, farm, farmers, farming, God, great, handouts, limerick, markets, narcotic, necrotic, patriotic, payouts, poem, poetry, propped up, propping, props, psychotic, tariffs, Trump, welfareLeave a comment Image
11/24/19: The Text for Today’s Sermon Is From St. Paul’s Letter to the Shithole Dwellers November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 iambanapestall-knowing, America, cheap gas, frack, fracking, God, landfills, limerick, Main Street, nasty, pathogens, poem, poetry, shit shat shut, shithole, shithole countries, treasure, Trump, tumbleweeds, USALeave a comment Image
09/12/19: Jesus Wept; Donald Smiled September 12, 2019 iambanapestBook of Trump, corpses, divinity specs, Donald smiled, Eternal life, God, God speaks, Jesus...wept, limerick, meek, mild, Miriam Adelson, poem, poetry, Son of God, TrumpLeave a comment Image