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03/15/20: The Closest Thing to an Apology You’re Ever Going to Get From God

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 iambanapestapology, Battle Hymn of the Republic, boob, fine tuning, fjord, God, Jesus, limerick, Lordly boredom, lube, orange, poem, poet, poetry, Sweet Jesus, terrible swift sword, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment

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03/10/20: Kids in Hospitals Are Writing Poetry About Me

March 10, 2020March 10, 2020 iambanapestbreathing, breathing on people, bruises, dark sky, dishonor, God, Godlike, hospitalized children, hospitals, kids, leukemia, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, sky, theft, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment

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03/08/20: Contemporary Rites of Evangelical Worship, as I Understand Them

March 8, 2020March 8, 2020 iambanapestblessings, depressing, evangelicals, fraud, God, holy depression, it's known as "the licking of the host", limerick, overbooked, pageant, poem, poet, poetry, ranch dressing, rites, tongue, tonguing, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetry, vats, worshipLeave a comment

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12/29/19: I Am a Shouting, Spittle-Flecked Prophet to Whom Many Ancient Mysteries Are Revealed

December 29, 2019December 29, 2019 iambanapestAmen, ancient mysteries, bald, God, God's face, limerick, Lutheran, mole, nonsectarian, poem, poetry, prophet, Putin, Russian, soul, succor, sucker, Trump, Trump limerick, ZenLeave a comment

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12/20/19: What the Vast Majority of “Evangelicals” Are Still Saying

December 20, 2019December 20, 2019 iambanapestbald, bless, blessings, Christianity Today, evangelical, God, Heavenly Father, high crimes, holier, holiest, holy, limerick, Lord, puppeteer, Putin, Trump, Trump limerick, VladimirLeave a comment

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11/27/19: 4,000 Acres and a John Deere Mule and a Whole Lot of Government Money

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, buying votes, Daddy, dumb, farm, farmers, farming, God, great, handouts, limerick, markets, narcotic, necrotic, patriotic, payouts, poem, poetry, propped up, propping, props, psychotic, tariffs, Trump, welfareLeave a comment

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11/24/19: The Text for Today’s Sermon Is From St. Paul’s Letter to the Shithole Dwellers

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 iambanapestall-knowing, America, cheap gas, frack, fracking, God, landfills, limerick, Main Street, nasty, pathogens, poem, poetry, shit shat shut, shithole, shithole countries, treasure, Trump, tumbleweeds, USALeave a comment

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