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07/23/20: Cognitive Tests Measure the Totality of What’s in Your Mind

July 23, 2020July 23, 2020 iambanapestcognitive test, fake tan, fries, Klan, knockers, Ku Klux Klan, limerick, mental acuity, person woman man camera TV, poem, poet, poetry, spray tan, storm troopers, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/24/19: If Something Is Making You Tense, Try Indiscriminate Ejaculations

March 24, 2019March 24, 2019 iambanapestTrump, limerick, #MAGA, poetry, orangeness, fries, poem, stress, random ejaculations, McDonald's, imagine a marriage covered with a heaving carpet of buzzing green iridescence, pumpkin pie filling, democracy diesLeave a comment

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11/05/18: I Am Most Truly Your President When I’m Pitching Creepy Woo

November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 iambanapestancient embrace, flesh rolls, foraging, Frederick's of Hollywood rules, fries, isn't fucking in the rain the sine qua non of soft-core porn?, limerick, man-girdle, nuggets, pillowy thighs, poetry, scrounging, Trump, truncated fate, Tums®, wooLeave a comment
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