02/10/20: Yesterday’s Scripture Reading From the American Evangelical Pocket Bible & Gun Guide February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 iambanapestBible, Chosen One, evangelical, face, free!, freedom, gun, gun guide, ham, ham soaked in pee, limerick, pee, pocket Bible, poem, poet, poetry, Prince, scripture, Trump, Trump limerick, umbrage, urineLeave a comment Image
11/21/19: Freedom’s Just Another Word for Shrugging When You Choose November 21, 2019November 21, 2019 iambanapestBuffalo wings, Devin Nunes, eating shit, freedom, grassroots, impeachment, kissing rings, limerick, mad king, not singing, poem, poetry, razor-toed boots, singing, TED talk, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/16/19: Urgent Wartime Dispatch From Loud-Cuckoo-Land November 16, 2019November 16, 2019 iambanapestbile, dissent, freedom, garrote, limerick, men who are vile, pardon, Pentagon, poem, poetry, soldiers, Trump, war crimes, war criminalsLeave a comment Image
11/11/19: When You Honor Our Brave Combat Veterans, You Are Also Honoring Me, a Chickenshit Draft Dodger, and That’s What Makes This Country Great November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 iambanapestAir Force, army, bone spurs, Coast Guard, combat, fake tan, freedom, glory, hoary, juice, limerick, Marines, medals, Navy, poem, poetry, siphon, Trump, veterans, Veterans DayLeave a comment Image
06/28/19: As I Understand It, “Lexicon” Refers to a Situation Where the Boyfriend of a Girl Named Lexi Goes to Prison June 28, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, democracy, economy, fix, freedom, good job, great, hair, healthy weight, lexicon, limerick, medical care, poem, poetry, prayer, tariff, Trump, womanLeave a comment Image
01/12/19: You Speak of Liberty, but Do You Understand Its Ramifications? January 12, 2019 iambanapestbest self, breast augmentation, daughter, filth, freedom, limerick, loathsome, lust, nasty, pee, poetry, prostitutes, Trump, vilenessLeave a comment Image
06/14/18: The Ineffable Thrill of Watching a Train Wreck June 14, 2018June 14, 2018 iambanapestbliss (found and lost), donkey talk, freedom, limerick, piss, poetry, shithole, the American experiment, Trump, urine-based graphologyLeave a comment Image