11/21/20: Avoid COVID Freakouts by Watching the Channel With the Statistically Improbably Number of Blondes November 22, 2020 iambanapestbed, blonde, code red, covid-19, Fox News, freakout, Goldilocks, limerick, Papa Bear, poem, poet, poetry, Trump, uncontrolled spreadLeave a comment Image
08/13/20: I Most Certainly Do Tell My Grandchildren Bible Stories August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 iambanapestBible, blue sacking, cable, Cain and Abel, cast out, fable, Fox News, Genesis, Land of Nod, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, sent packing, stories, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/16/20: I Don’t Make the Rules May 16, 2020May 16, 2020 iambanapesteyewitness, fitness, Fox News, guns, I don't make the rules, inspector general, kill, limerick, mob rules, murder, our thing, poem, poet, poetry, Pompeo, rub out, Rush Limbaugh, scared shitless, snuff, State Department, Steve Linick, toxin, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/25/19: I Am Apparently the Golden Calf for Which Mr. Lou Dobbs Has Been Waiting All His Life October 25, 2019October 25, 2019 iambanapestbeatific, Fox Business, Fox News, fuhrer, Golden Calf, I'm not paraphrasing, limerick, Lou Dobbs, Mein Fuhrer, poem, poetry, rejoice, sycophancy, sycophant, synapses, throb, TrumpLeave a comment Image
07/22/19: Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Dummkopf July 22, 2019July 22, 2019 iambanapestbrawl, dummkopf, Fourth of July, Fox, Fox News, heads, lick my balls, limerick, Mall, pikes, poem, poetry, Reich, reminiscence, tanks, Trump, volk, Washington D.C.Leave a comment Image
02/18/19: Perhaps the Reason I Hate Dogs Is That I’m an Elderly Ginger Cat February 18, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, buckets of wings, corruption, Fox & Friends, Fox News, limerick, my thing, poetry, Presidents Day, simple toys for simple boys, string, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/12/18: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Comely Sycophants October 12, 2018 iambanapestblonde conservative women, cheerleading, dreams, Fox & Friends, Fox News, limerick, lingerie, livability, pearls, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/17/18: Omarosa’s Publicity Will Only Help Sales of My Next Tome August 17, 2018August 17, 2018 iambanapestbestseller, Fox News, ghostwriter, limerick, Mein Kampf, Omarosa envy, poetry, stomp, swamp, swill, TrumpLeave a comment Image
03/24/18: Smut’s What March 24, 2018 iambanapestcorn, Fox News, gimme shelter, kohlrabi, limerick, mobsters, poetry, porn, touchpoints, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/23/17: Afterglow August 23, 2017August 23, 2017 iambanapestAir Force One, Fox News, Kapow!, limerick, Narcissist Chow™, Phoenix rally, poetry, swine management, TrumpLeave a comment Image