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11/26/20: Happy Cranksgiving to Adderall Who Celebrate

November 26, 2020 iambanapestAdderall®, crank, Cranksgiving, diet, dreams, genocide, limerick, meth, poem, poet, poetry, purple cow, sow, tenderloin, Thanksgiving, Trump, TurkeyLeave a comment
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Take; Eat

September 2, 2020 iambanapestbody, brain worms, chalice, communion, cream, dreams, faith, holy communion, icon, limerick, meme, poem, poet, poetry, sacred, skin tone, take eat, the twilight's last gleaming, Trump, Trump Rambo, unionLeave a comment

To see the meme in all its glory, Google “Trump Rambo.”

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08/22/20: We Have to Unite Around a Single Beautiful Theme

August 22, 2020August 22, 2020 iambanapest250000, 250k, covid-19, death toll, defunct, dreams, election day, focus, GOP convention, greatness, hopes, limerick, messaging, poem, poet, poetry, quarter million, Republican, Trump, unsent envelopes, voteLeave a comment

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06/07/20: Timor Mortis Conturbat Me, or These Bunker Dreams Are Murder

June 7, 2020June 7, 2020 iambanapestbunker, dreams, fear of death, go to the light, halo, Hope Hicks, limerick, Obama, poem, poet, poetry, shrewish, St. Peter, timor mortis conturbat me, Trump, White House bunkerLeave a comment

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02/01/20: Even as They Plotted and Schemed Against Me, I Remained Committed to Being My Best Self

February 1, 2020February 1, 2020 iambanapestburn, burning, daughter, defense, down to the water, dreams, impeachment, limerick, Plato's Republic, poem, poet, poetry, prosecution, Senate trial, ship of state, squat, squatter, squatting, succinct, summation, the defense rests, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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10/31/19: My Official List of Campaign Slogans Is Really Coming Together

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 iambanapestbake, campaign, cry, crying, curdle, dreams, firstborn, hand, limerick, not one human thing, one human thing, pie, piss, poem, poetry, slogan, streams, thigh, Trump, Trump 2020, weep, weepingLeave a comment

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07/30/19: It’s Like a 3-D Movie With Sensurround and Smell-O-Vision in a Theater With Very Sticky Floors

July 30, 2019 iambanapestAdderall®, bald-faced lies, beautiful mind, carnival, dreams, Hillary, insults, liberty, lies, limerick, meme, orthodontia, poem, poetry, stream of consciousness, the twilight's last gleaming, Trump, wenchesLeave a comment

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06/07/19: I Woke Up and Cried for My Mama

June 7, 2019 iambanapestABC, after, drama, dreams, Ivanka, jet lag, limerick, llama, Mike Pence, Obama, poem, poetry, school, special, TrumpLeave a comment

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The Shared Etiology of Trumpism and Mad Cow Disease

December 8, 2018 iambanapestdreams, farmers, limerick, love is a many-spendered thing, miners, minions roasting on a dumpster fire, poetry, pyramid scheme, the poorly educated, the shared etiology of Trumpism and prion disease, TrumpLeave a comment

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10/12/18: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Comely Sycophants

October 12, 2018 iambanapestblonde conservative women, cheerleading, dreams, Fox & Friends, Fox News, limerick, lingerie, livability, pearls, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment

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