10/31/19: My Official List of Campaign Slogans Is Really Coming Together October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 iambanapestbake, campaign, cry, crying, curdle, dreams, firstborn, hand, limerick, not one human thing, one human thing, pie, piss, poem, poetry, slogan, streams, thigh, Trump, Trump 2020, weep, weepingLeave a comment Image
07/30/19: It’s Like a 3-D Movie With Sensurround and Smell-O-Vision in a Theater With Very Sticky Floors July 30, 2019 iambanapestAdderall®, bald-faced lies, beautiful mind, carnival, dreams, Hillary, insults, liberty, lies, limerick, meme, orthodontia, poem, poetry, stream of consciousness, the twilight's last gleaming, Trump, wenchesLeave a comment Image
06/07/19: I Woke Up and Cried for My Mama June 7, 2019 iambanapestABC, after, drama, dreams, Ivanka, jet lag, limerick, llama, Mike Pence, Obama, poem, poetry, school, special, TrumpLeave a comment Image
The Shared Etiology of Trumpism and Mad Cow Disease December 8, 2018 iambanapestdreams, farmers, limerick, love is a many-spendered thing, miners, minions roasting on a dumpster fire, poetry, pyramid scheme, the poorly educated, the shared etiology of Trumpism and prion disease, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/12/18: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Comely Sycophants October 12, 2018 iambanapestblonde conservative women, cheerleading, dreams, Fox & Friends, Fox News, limerick, lingerie, livability, pearls, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image
09/13/17: I’m Not Changing Any Diapers, By the Way September 13, 2017 iambanapestdreams, Easter Bunny, Grandpa, limerick, poetry, the dankness of all Trump products, Trump, value for moneyLeave a comment Image
02/26/17 February 26, 2017February 26, 2017 iambanapestdreams, grandchild, limerick, money, rent, smells, Trump, UberLeave a comment 02/26/17