11/26/20: Happy Cranksgiving to Adderall Who Celebrate November 26, 2020 iambanapestAdderall®, crank, Cranksgiving, diet, dreams, genocide, limerick, meth, poem, poet, poetry, purple cow, sow, tenderloin, Thanksgiving, Trump, TurkeyLeave a comment Image
Take; Eat September 2, 2020 iambanapestbody, brain worms, chalice, communion, cream, dreams, faith, holy communion, icon, limerick, meme, poem, poet, poetry, sacred, skin tone, take eat, the twilight's last gleaming, Trump, Trump Rambo, unionLeave a comment To see the meme in all its glory, Google “Trump Rambo.” Take; Eat
08/22/20: We Have to Unite Around a Single Beautiful Theme August 22, 2020August 22, 2020 iambanapest250000, 250k, covid-19, death toll, defunct, dreams, election day, focus, GOP convention, greatness, hopes, limerick, messaging, poem, poet, poetry, quarter million, Republican, Trump, unsent envelopes, voteLeave a comment Image
06/07/20: Timor Mortis Conturbat Me, or These Bunker Dreams Are Murder June 7, 2020June 7, 2020 iambanapestbunker, dreams, fear of death, go to the light, halo, Hope Hicks, limerick, Obama, poem, poet, poetry, shrewish, St. Peter, timor mortis conturbat me, Trump, White House bunkerLeave a comment Image
02/01/20: Even as They Plotted and Schemed Against Me, I Remained Committed to Being My Best Self February 1, 2020February 1, 2020 iambanapestburn, burning, daughter, defense, down to the water, dreams, impeachment, limerick, Plato's Republic, poem, poet, poetry, prosecution, Senate trial, ship of state, squat, squatter, squatting, succinct, summation, the defense rests, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment Image
10/31/19: My Official List of Campaign Slogans Is Really Coming Together October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 iambanapestbake, campaign, cry, crying, curdle, dreams, firstborn, hand, limerick, not one human thing, one human thing, pie, piss, poem, poetry, slogan, streams, thigh, Trump, Trump 2020, weep, weepingLeave a comment Image
07/30/19: It’s Like a 3-D Movie With Sensurround and Smell-O-Vision in a Theater With Very Sticky Floors July 30, 2019 iambanapestAdderall®, bald-faced lies, beautiful mind, carnival, dreams, Hillary, insults, liberty, lies, limerick, meme, orthodontia, poem, poetry, stream of consciousness, the twilight's last gleaming, Trump, wenchesLeave a comment Image
06/07/19: I Woke Up and Cried for My Mama June 7, 2019 iambanapestABC, after, drama, dreams, Ivanka, jet lag, limerick, llama, Mike Pence, Obama, poem, poetry, school, special, TrumpLeave a comment Image
The Shared Etiology of Trumpism and Mad Cow Disease December 8, 2018 iambanapestdreams, farmers, limerick, love is a many-spendered thing, miners, minions roasting on a dumpster fire, poetry, pyramid scheme, the poorly educated, the shared etiology of Trumpism and prion disease, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/12/18: To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Comely Sycophants October 12, 2018 iambanapestblonde conservative women, cheerleading, dreams, Fox & Friends, Fox News, limerick, lingerie, livability, pearls, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image