11/03/19: I Never Asked to Be a Father, and Yet I Am the Best Father Imaginable November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 iambanapestboys, cleaning, coffin, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, fatherhood, freight, grifters, guns, heterosexual, hunters, limerick, mind, poem, poetry, sons, the late, Trump, weightLeave a comment Image
06/23/19: We Don’t Cover X-rays or Medication But We Do Provide Both Pre- and Postmortem Desecration June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 iambanapestcold sweat, corpse desecration, Corvette, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, flattening, GOP, guns, hair gel, health care, healthcare, limerick, Obamacare, poem, poetry, Republican, Trump, unpayable debtLeave a comment Image
10/07/18: One Becomes Philosophical on the Morning After a Great Victory October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 iambanapestBrett Kavanaugh, daughters, Donald Trump Jr., elephant guns, Eric Trump, limerick, muck, poetry, sisters, sons, swamp creatures, TrumpLeave a comment Image
If You Wonder Why I Haven’t Tweeted About the Austin Bomber March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 iambanapest"challenged young man", bitchin', Donald Trump Jr., flan, fragrant skin, governess, limerick, poetry, the long orange shadow of the father, Trump, white privilegeLeave a comment Image
Plus, the AR-15 Can Hold Down Way More Documents Than Any Paperweight on the Market February 22, 2018February 22, 2018 iambanapestAR-15s and such, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, limerick, poetry, the only real downside is that it's a bitch trying to get gun oil out of your sheets, Trump, Wayne LaPierreLeave a comment Image
11/16/17 (2): Have You Ever Had to Cope With Two Rambunctious, Silver-Spoon-Twiddling Boys? November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 iambanapestDonald Trump Jr., elephant trophies, Eric Trump, limerick, poetry, the snows of Kilimanjaro are as nothing compared with the musks of male Trumps, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/16/17: Does This Safari Outfit Make My Ass Look Big? November 16, 2017 iambanapestcorruption, Donald Trump Jr., elephant trophies, Eric Trump, limerick, nepotism, poetry, Trump, tusksLeave a comment Image