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11/03/19: I Never Asked to Be a Father, and Yet I Am the Best Father Imaginable

November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 iambanapestboys, cleaning, coffin, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, fatherhood, freight, grifters, guns, heterosexual, hunters, limerick, mind, poem, poetry, sons, the late, Trump, weightLeave a comment

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06/23/19: We Don’t Cover X-rays or Medication But We Do Provide Both Pre- and Postmortem Desecration

June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 iambanapestcold sweat, corpse desecration, Corvette, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, flattening, GOP, guns, hair gel, health care, healthcare, limerick, Obamacare, poem, poetry, Republican, Trump, unpayable debtLeave a comment

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10/07/18: One Becomes Philosophical on the Morning After a Great Victory

October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 iambanapestBrett Kavanaugh, daughters, Donald Trump Jr., elephant guns, Eric Trump, limerick, muck, poetry, sisters, sons, swamp creatures, TrumpLeave a comment

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If You Wonder Why I Haven’t Tweeted About the Austin Bomber

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 iambanapest"challenged young man", bitchin', Donald Trump Jr., flan, fragrant skin, governess, limerick, poetry, the long orange shadow of the father, Trump, white privilegeLeave a comment

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Plus, the AR-15 Can Hold Down Way More Documents Than Any Paperweight on the Market

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018 iambanapestAR-15s and such, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, limerick, poetry, the only real downside is that it's a bitch trying to get gun oil out of your sheets, Trump, Wayne LaPierreLeave a comment

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11/16/17 (2): Have You Ever Had to Cope With Two Rambunctious, Silver-Spoon-Twiddling Boys?

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 iambanapestDonald Trump Jr., elephant trophies, Eric Trump, limerick, poetry, the snows of Kilimanjaro are as nothing compared with the musks of male Trumps, TrumpLeave a comment

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11/16/17: Does This Safari Outfit Make My Ass Look Big?

November 16, 2017 iambanapestcorruption, Donald Trump Jr., elephant trophies, Eric Trump, limerick, nepotism, poetry, Trump, tusksLeave a comment

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