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06/10/20: What Are the Scientifically Observed Features of the Great Trump Dynasty?

June 10, 2020 iambanapestacme, children, Donald Trump Jr., endangered sheep, hunting, limerick, marquee, Mongolia, poem, poet, poetry, rent-gouging, strip club, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Trump, Trump dynasty, unwholeLeave a comment

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Today’s example: Donald Trump Jr.’s hunting trip to kill endangered sheep in Mongolia cost taxpayers more than $75,000.

06/10/20: What Are the Scientifically Observed Features of the Great Trump Dynasty?

05/19/20: Melania Watches in Silence as I Tease and Baby My Hair

May 19, 2020May 19, 2020 iambanapestchildren, death toll, deathbed eyelid thumbing, Diet Coke, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, limerick, mirror mirror, not visible in mirrors, poem, poet, poetry, porn, porn star, Stormy Daniels, TrumpLeave a comment

11/03/19: I Never Asked to Be a Father, and Yet I Am the Best Father Imaginable

November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 iambanapestboys, cleaning, coffin, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, fatherhood, freight, grifters, guns, heterosexual, hunters, limerick, mind, poem, poetry, sons, the late, Trump, weightLeave a comment

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06/23/19: We Don’t Cover X-rays or Medication But We Do Provide Both Pre- and Postmortem Desecration

June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 iambanapestcold sweat, corpse desecration, Corvette, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, flattening, GOP, guns, hair gel, health care, healthcare, limerick, Obamacare, poem, poetry, Republican, Trump, unpayable debtLeave a comment

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10/07/18: One Becomes Philosophical on the Morning After a Great Victory

October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 iambanapestBrett Kavanaugh, daughters, Donald Trump Jr., elephant guns, Eric Trump, limerick, muck, poetry, sisters, sons, swamp creatures, TrumpLeave a comment

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If You Wonder Why I Haven’t Tweeted About the Austin Bomber

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 iambanapest"challenged young man", bitchin', Donald Trump Jr., flan, fragrant skin, governess, limerick, poetry, the long orange shadow of the father, Trump, white privilegeLeave a comment

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Plus, the AR-15 Can Hold Down Way More Documents Than Any Paperweight on the Market

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018 iambanapestAR-15s and such, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, limerick, poetry, the only real downside is that it's a bitch trying to get gun oil out of your sheets, Trump, Wayne LaPierreLeave a comment

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11/16/17 (2): Have You Ever Had to Cope With Two Rambunctious, Silver-Spoon-Twiddling Boys?

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 iambanapestDonald Trump Jr., elephant trophies, Eric Trump, limerick, poetry, the snows of Kilimanjaro are as nothing compared with the musks of male Trumps, TrumpLeave a comment

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11/16/17: Does This Safari Outfit Make My Ass Look Big?

November 16, 2017 iambanapestcorruption, Donald Trump Jr., elephant trophies, Eric Trump, limerick, nepotism, poetry, Trump, tusksLeave a comment

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07/12/17

July 12, 2017July 12, 2017 iambanapesta father's praise, bloodline dilution, Donald Trump Jr., he's a chip off the old block and yet somehow he disappoints me deeply, limerick, poetry, shooting an elephant, skiing, TrumpLeave a comment

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