01/18/21: Op. Posth. No. 16 (Touchstones of a Life, Well, Lived) January 18, 2021 iambanapestballs, democracy, fast food, hobbled, huge, limerick, Mitch McConnell, Niagara Falls, op. posth., opus posthumous, paunch, poem, poet, poetry, selfies, shriveled, three marriages, three wives, touchstones, TrumpLeave a comment Image
04/20/20: This Here Next Li’l Ol’ Song Is for the Liberators April 20, 2020April 20, 2020 iambanapestcheap, country music, country western, democracy, drunk, duhmocracy, klux, Kool-Aid, ku, liberate, liberation, liberation sociopathy, liberator, limerick, phonetic spelling, poem, poet, poetry, shrunk, thunk it, TrumpLeave a comment Image
02/24/20: History’s Verdict (Advance Reading Copy) February 24, 2020February 24, 2020 iambanapestadvance reading copy, ARC, bile, colluding, collusion, common bile duct, democracy, feelings, fuck your feelings, fuck your feelings T-shirt, fucked, history, history's verdict, lies, limerick, lying, poem, poet, poetry, sucked, sucks, Trump, Trump limerick, unfucked, verdictLeave a comment Image
02/05/20: Oh, So Now I Need a Reason to Be My Best Self at All Times? February 5, 2020February 5, 2020 iambanapestcheat, consort, debase, democracy, just for the fuck of it, lie, limerick, mealy, murderers, Nancy Pelosi, pimp, poem, poet, poetry, rapists, Rush Limbaugh, State of the Union, steal, Trump, Trump limerick, WhoppersLeave a comment Image
11/23/19: If It Weren’t for Solipsism, There’d Be No Reality at All November 23, 2019November 23, 2019 iambanapestbest practices, democracy, fresh fruits, hotel, inn, innkeeping, lean meats, limerick, males, phenomena, poem, poetry, roots, skin, solipsism, solipsistic, thin, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/15/19: On the Occasion of the Conviction on All Counts of My Dear Friend, Whom I Barely Know November 15, 2019November 15, 2019 iambanapestdemocracy, dirty tricks, insolence, limerick, little blue pill, monetize, monetized, necktie, obstruction of Congress, poem, poetry, ratfucker, ratfucking, Roger Stone, spit, spittle, the worst, Trump, witness tampering, wreckedLeave a comment Image
06/28/19: As I Understand It, “Lexicon” Refers to a Situation Where the Boyfriend of a Girl Named Lexi Goes to Prison June 28, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, democracy, economy, fix, freedom, good job, great, hair, healthy weight, lexicon, limerick, medical care, poem, poetry, prayer, tariff, Trump, womanLeave a comment Image
05/20/17: Everything Is Going Exactly According to Plan, Except Slower May 20, 2019 iambanapestcheap, democracy, interim, kind of, kinda, limerick, poem, poetry, simulation, status, subjugation, Trump, update Image
04/24/19: Why Is Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me? April 24, 2019 iambanapestdemocracy, I'm fucked, justice, limerick, literacy envy, National Poetry Month, obstruction, poem, poetry, reading, subtext, sucks, Trump, tweetstorm, TwitterLeave a comment Image
07/04/17 July 4, 2017July 4, 2017 iambanapestburglar alarm, condominiums, democracy, farting as patriotism, Ivanka's superiority to mere scenery, kakistocracy, limerick, medieval, poetry, rockets' red glare, smarm, snot lust, Steve Bannon, The Star-Spangled Banner, Trump, yacht rockLeave a comment For Independence Day, a five-shot Roman candle. 07/04/17