12/23/20: The Pardoner’s Tale December 23, 2020 iambanapestChaucer, corpse, crime, limerick, pardons, poem, poet, poetry, spite, The Pardoner's Tale, Trump, warp, weftLeave a comment Image
A Lawyer Like That Is Worth His Weight in Cinnabons September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 iambanapestattorney general, Bill Barr, Cinnabon, clam up, crime, denounce, lawyer, limerick, meat sauce, mime, omerta, poem, poet, poetry, shady accounts, shut your yap, slime, Trump, wartime consigliereLeave a comment Image
05/25/20: This Is the Art of It. This Right Here. May 25, 2020May 25, 2020 iambanapest100k, crime, death toll, Dow, Dow Jones, hundred thousand, limerick, my kind of deal, poem, poet, poetry, sublime, the art of the deal, triumph, TrumpLeave a comment Image
11/22/19: Fiona Hill Is Harshing My Buzz, Man November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 iambanapestAdam Schiff, Adderall®, crime, felony, Fiona Hill, gratuitous seasonal holiday reference, high, impeachment, limerick, make everything die, meat, meth, poem, poetry, porn, pumpkin pie, rapture, smart women, sweat, testify, testimony, Thanksgiving, Trump, unflappable, women Image
10/01/19: Need an Icebreaker? Military Ordnance Works Great for That, Too October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 iambanapestconversation, crime, impeachment, limerick, missiles, perfect conversation, poem, poetry, rhyme, tanks, the art of the, Trump, Ukraine, world's best conversationalistLeave a comment Image
09/20/19: Don’t Get Me Wrong—Witness Tampering and Obstruction of Justice Are Also Good Tools September 20, 2019 iambanapestapathetic, apathy, Beau, Biden, crime, do time, Giuliani, graybar hotel, jail, limerick, poem, poetry, prison, slime, Trump, Ukraine, ungiven fucks, WhopperLeave a comment Image
03/13/18: The Truth Can Only Be Expressed in Capital Letters March 13, 2018 iambanapestalibi, crime, I wish there was something cappier than all-caps., limerick, poetry, slime, Trump, tweetsLeave a comment Image
02/19/18 February 19, 2017 iambanapestAre Limericists Helping Trump?, crime, limerick, Melbourne, money, slacks, TrumpLeave a comment 02/19/18