01/19/21 (2): Op. Posth. No. 17 (Hair, Fingernails, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, etc.) January 19, 2021 iambanapestBabe Ruth, buried alive, casket, coffin, fingernails, gluttony, greed, hair, Il Bambino, inspiration, jealousy, limerick, op. posth., opus posthumous, phone booth, poem, poet, poetry, sloth, stink, the Sultan of Swat, the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout, tight pants, Trump, wormsLeave a comment Image
12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name December 6, 2019December 6, 2019 iambanapestBRONX COLORS, coffin, courage, death, fear of death, gawk, hair, limerick, losers, makeup, orange concealer, poem, poetry, self-styled, timor mortis, Trump, Trump limerick, Trump poetryLeave a comment The scoop on Trump’s face paint is here. Learn how you can get some for yourself here. 12/06/19: I Told the Secret Service to Just Go Ahead and Make “Orange Concealer” My New Code Name
11/03/19: I Never Asked to Be a Father, and Yet I Am the Best Father Imaginable November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 iambanapestboys, cleaning, coffin, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, fatherhood, freight, grifters, guns, heterosexual, hunters, limerick, mind, poem, poetry, sons, the late, Trump, weightLeave a comment Image
03/25/19: Cemetery Traffic Can Be Murder March 25, 2019 iambanapestboneyard, border, Cadillac, casket, coffin, Dream Journal, exoneration, fence, hearse, immensity, limerick, poem, poetry, traffic, Trump, welcoming roar Image
03/22/19: It’s Not So Much a Jingle as It Is a Mob Chant, But It’s Mighty Catchy All the Same March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 iambanapest2020, advertising, America, bumper sticker, campaign, chicken nuggets, coffin, fucking, jingle, limerick, luck and its shit-outerism, mob chant, poem, poetry, pressed shredded chicken and carnal knowledge, Trump, voter fraudLeave a comment Image
12/05/18: I Can Hardly Be Expected to Get Through a Whole State Funeral Without Snacking December 5, 2018 iambanapestabsentee, assigning meaning to things, coffin, funeral, gall as a funeral snack food, George H.W. Bush, limerick, mortality's chattering teeth, obsequies, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image