12/27/20: It Takes a Village, It Takes a Trailer Park, It Takes a Gated Community December 27, 2020 iambanapestbone, camp, children, concentration, faithful, fascism, fascism-prone, gas, Gresham's law, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/19/20: Things Can Be Self-Evident Without Being, You Know, Evidence August 19, 2020August 19, 2020 iambanapestchildren, corporal punishment, election interference, election tampering, evidence, girdle, hike up, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, Russians, self-evidence, Senate Intelligence Committee report, Trump, tweet, Twitter, word clumps, wordsLeave a comment Image
08/08/20: A Random Excerpt From My Remarks at a Random Event August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 iambanapestchildren, dry humping, flag, Helen of Troy, hugging the flag, joy, koi, limerick, Old Glory, oratory, poem, poet, poetry, public speaking, random excerpt, scion, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/05/20: You Have Only to Look at My Republicans to Know That Love Is an Unfathomable Mystery August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 iambanapestcertified, children, covid-19, crook, dud, in cold blood, kids, limerick, love, Mary Trump, murder, mystery, niece, poem, poet, poetry, Stormy Daniels, stud, Trump, unfathomableLeave a comment Image
06/10/20: What Are the Scientifically Observed Features of the Great Trump Dynasty? June 10, 2020 iambanapestacme, children, Donald Trump Jr., endangered sheep, hunting, limerick, marquee, Mongolia, poem, poet, poetry, rent-gouging, strip club, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Trump, Trump dynasty, unwholeLeave a comment Today’s example: Donald Trump Jr.’s hunting trip to kill endangered sheep in Mongolia cost taxpayers more than $75,000. 06/10/20: What Are the Scientifically Observed Features of the Great Trump Dynasty?
05/19/20: Melania Watches in Silence as I Tease and Baby My Hair May 19, 2020May 19, 2020 iambanapestchildren, death toll, deathbed eyelid thumbing, Diet Coke, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, limerick, mirror mirror, not visible in mirrors, poem, poet, poetry, porn, porn star, Stormy Daniels, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/14/20: Why Would You Be So Cruel as to Suggest That Children Shouldn’t Be Warriors, Too? May 14, 2020May 14, 2020 iambanapestchildren, covid-19, evanesce, evanescent, kids, limerick, muck, Pediatric Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrom, perjury, poem, poet, poetry, renewable resource, rugrats, Trump, warriorsLeave a comment Image
01/26/20: Things My Children Knew Better Than to Ever Say to Me January 26, 2020January 26, 2020 iambanapestbrioche, children, Don Jr., Eric, funnies, gauche, Ivanka, law, limerick, parenting, poem, poet, poetry, schwa, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment Image
Once Again I Note Your Sentimental Attachment to “Values” and “Norms” and Reject It Utterly October 16, 2019October 16, 2019 iambanapestchildren, death, death cult, die every day, gay, GOP, Grand Old Party, LGBTQ, limerick, morality, morality play, norms, of color, people, persons, poem, poetry, prey, racism, Republicans, sentimental, the best people, transgender, Trump, values, womenLeave a comment Image
08/21/19: I Show Him the Utmost Respect and Deference and I Mostly Just Nod a Lot August 21, 2019 iambanapestbarrow, bodies, children, kids, limerick, marrow, mute, National Rifle Association, NRA, Pharaoh, poem, poetry, quicksilver, render, shoot, Trump, universal background checks, voices, Wayne LaPierre, weigh, weight, wheelbarrow, zilchLeave a comment “Trump tells NRA chief that universal background checks are off the table.” 08/21/19: I Show Him the Utmost Respect and Deference and I Mostly Just Nod a Lot