10/13/20: Even While Campaigning, We Are Still Doing the People’s Work October 13, 2020 iambanapest2020 election, books, brooks, burning, campaign, crooks, limerick, masks, passkeys, poem, poet, poetry, tear gas, the people's work, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/05/20: I Wrote a New Campaign Commercial While Enjoying the Effects of Dexamethasone October 5, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, campaign, commercial, dexamethasone, IQ, limerick, mania, playin' the hits, poem, poet, poetry, side effects, TrumpLeave a comment Image
08/30/20: What My Crack Campaign Staff Reminds Me Every Day August 30, 2020August 30, 2020 iambanapestaging, campaign, fragrance, gluttonous, heathen, lascivious, limerick, poem, poet, poetry, signature smell, strategery, strategy, Trump, Why do the heathen rage?Leave a comment Image
10/31/19: My Official List of Campaign Slogans Is Really Coming Together October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 iambanapestbake, campaign, cry, crying, curdle, dreams, firstborn, hand, limerick, not one human thing, one human thing, pie, piss, poem, poetry, slogan, streams, thigh, Trump, Trump 2020, weep, weepingLeave a comment Image
05/16/19: I Was Just Singing This Under My Breath. Then One of the Interns Added Some Sick Beats and It Went Platinum. May 16, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, awful, bullion, campaign, ditty, flaying, going my way, incrementalism, limerick, male-pattern darkness, mule skin, poem, poetry, sick beats, sick rhymes, song of the summer, starkness, TrumpLeave a comment Image
05/06/19: “I Think the Only Difference Between Me and the Other Candidates Is That I’m More Honest and My Women Are More Beautiful” * May 6, 2019 iambanapest2020, baby, campaign, Daddy, dead, death, eyes, fetching, grin, limerick, poem, poetry, satire, the loveliest skull, thin, Trump, voters, womenLeave a comment From Maureen Dowd’s NYT column, 11/17/99. 05/06/19: “I Think the Only Difference Between Me and the Other Candidates Is That I’m More Honest and My Women Are More Beautiful” *
03/22/19: It’s Not So Much a Jingle as It Is a Mob Chant, But It’s Mighty Catchy All the Same March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 iambanapest2020, advertising, America, bumper sticker, campaign, chicken nuggets, coffin, fucking, jingle, limerick, luck and its shit-outerism, mob chant, poem, poetry, pressed shredded chicken and carnal knowledge, Trump, voter fraudLeave a comment Image