10/20/20: Merchandising 101: What Is It That Conquers the White Male Market? October 20, 2020 iambanapestboys, Cro-Magnon, heifer, limerick, merch, merchandise, merchandising, poem, poetry, proud, pure, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/01/20: What Are You Rapturously Choosing When You Cast Your Vote for Me? October 1, 2020 iambanapestboys, bride, cop on the beat, ensconced, larvae, limerick, neck-kneeling, pleasure, poem, poet, poetry, pride, proud, rapture, rapturous, Trump, tweet, watching me eatLeave a comment Image
11/03/19: I Never Asked to Be a Father, and Yet I Am the Best Father Imaginable November 3, 2019November 3, 2019 iambanapestboys, cleaning, coffin, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, fatherhood, freight, grifters, guns, heterosexual, hunters, limerick, mind, poem, poetry, sons, the late, Trump, weightLeave a comment Image
08/31/19: Why, Yes, I Do Subscribe to the Great Man Theory of History August 31, 2019 iambanapestballet, boys, evil, fine dining, great, greatest, kittens, limerick, loaded, meat, poem, poetry, reeks, rich, sorbet, the Great Man theory of history, Trump, wealthyLeave a comment Image
05/11/19: Advice to My Sons and Other Young Men of Fair Provenance May 11, 2019May 11, 2019 iambanapestadvice, boys, cold-shoulder, consorting, faith, flashing, hyenas, limerick, make nice, poem, poetry, Riyadh, satire, sons, subpoenas, the worst sort of God, Trump, wadLeave a comment Image