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06/03/20: It’s Good to Be a Soldier in the Bone Spurs Army of the Potomac

June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 iambanapestArmy of the Potomac, attorney general William Barr, Bill Barr, bone spurs, domination, fumigation, Great job done by all, limerick, Operation Themis, poem, poet, poetry, soldier, Trump, violence-based masturbationLeave a comment

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04/13/20: Nobody Here But Us Tragic Bone Spur Sufferers

April 13, 2020 iambanapestbig-boy pants, bone spurs, chicken out, chickened, complications, corona, coronavirus, courage, covid-19, fate, limerick, meth, moral, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, psychological, scabs, sequelae, Trump, woundsLeave a comment

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01/08/20: Focus Group-Tested Rallying Cries

January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 iambanapestbone spurs, focus group, Fox, Iran, limerick, march, marching, perv, poem, poetry, rally, rallying cry, side-eye, teens, Tehran, Trump, Trump limerick, trumpeter swan, vaccinesLeave a comment

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11/11/19: When You Honor Our Brave Combat Veterans, You Are Also Honoring Me, a Chickenshit Draft Dodger, and That’s What Makes This Country Great

November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 iambanapestAir Force, army, bone spurs, Coast Guard, combat, fake tan, freedom, glory, hoary, juice, limerick, Marines, medals, Navy, poem, poetry, siphon, Trump, veterans, Veterans DayLeave a comment

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03/27/18: Contrary to Popular Demand, Stormy Will Not Have Her Own Float

March 27, 2018March 27, 2018 iambanapestbone spurs, brass bands, commander-in-chief, I love a parade, limerick, missiles, poetry, the Trump brand, tiny stealth hands, TrumpLeave a comment

10/18/17: I Wish They Were All Unknown Soldiers

October 18, 2017 iambanapestbone spurs, clenching buttocks--my go-to move, condolences, knew what he was signing up for, limerick, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment

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