06/03/20: It’s Good to Be a Soldier in the Bone Spurs Army of the Potomac June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 iambanapestArmy of the Potomac, attorney general William Barr, Bill Barr, bone spurs, domination, fumigation, Great job done by all, limerick, Operation Themis, poem, poet, poetry, soldier, Trump, violence-based masturbationLeave a comment Image
04/13/20: Nobody Here But Us Tragic Bone Spur Sufferers April 13, 2020 iambanapestbig-boy pants, bone spurs, chicken out, chickened, complications, corona, coronavirus, courage, covid-19, fate, limerick, meth, moral, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, psychological, scabs, sequelae, Trump, woundsLeave a comment Image
01/08/20: Focus Group-Tested Rallying Cries January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 iambanapestbone spurs, focus group, Fox, Iran, limerick, march, marching, perv, poem, poetry, rally, rallying cry, side-eye, teens, Tehran, Trump, Trump limerick, trumpeter swan, vaccinesLeave a comment Image
11/11/19: When You Honor Our Brave Combat Veterans, You Are Also Honoring Me, a Chickenshit Draft Dodger, and That’s What Makes This Country Great November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 iambanapestAir Force, army, bone spurs, Coast Guard, combat, fake tan, freedom, glory, hoary, juice, limerick, Marines, medals, Navy, poem, poetry, siphon, Trump, veterans, Veterans DayLeave a comment Image
03/27/18: Contrary to Popular Demand, Stormy Will Not Have Her Own Float March 27, 2018March 27, 2018 iambanapestbone spurs, brass bands, commander-in-chief, I love a parade, limerick, missiles, poetry, the Trump brand, tiny stealth hands, TrumpLeave a comment Image
10/18/17: I Wish They Were All Unknown Soldiers October 18, 2017 iambanapestbone spurs, clenching buttocks--my go-to move, condolences, knew what he was signing up for, limerick, poetry, TrumpLeave a comment Image