10/05/20: I Wrote a New Campaign Commercial While Enjoying the Effects of Dexamethasone
America
07/24/20: A Real Live Nephew of My Uncle Vlad
04/30/20: Many People Are Saying That Meat Won’t Pack Itself
02/14/20: What I [Heart Emoji] America For
01/19/20: P.S. Don’t Forget the Sniffing and Blinking and Weird Pauses
12/24/19: I’m Just Another Guy With a Laptop at Starbucks, Dreaming My Tinseltown Dreams
11/24/19: The Text for Today’s Sermon Is From St. Paul’s Letter to the Shithole Dwellers
06/28/19: As I Understand It, “Lexicon” Refers to a Situation Where the Boyfriend of a Girl Named Lexi Goes to Prison
05/16/19: I Was Just Singing This Under My Breath. Then One of the Interns Added Some Sick Beats and It Went Platinum.
03/22/19: It’s Not So Much a Jingle as It Is a Mob Chant, But It’s Mighty Catchy All the Same
