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10/05/20: I Wrote a New Campaign Commercial While Enjoying the Effects of Dexamethasone

October 5, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, campaign, commercial, dexamethasone, IQ, limerick, mania, playin' the hits, poem, poet, poetry, side effects, TrumpLeave a comment

07/24/20: A Real Live Nephew of My Uncle Vlad

July 24, 2020July 24, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, cloud nine, dime store, duct tape, genocide, genocide jazz, George M. Cohan, hell, jazz, limerick, pimp, pimping, pizzazz, poem, poet, poetry, rotting spine, spit, spittle, star-spangled, true-blue, Trump, twine, Yankee Doodle Boy, yankee doodle dandyLeave a comment

04/30/20: Many People Are Saying That Meat Won’t Pack Itself

April 30, 2020April 30, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, brutal, bustling, butcher, butchering, butchery, flesh, fried, hogs, immigrants, limerick, meatpacking, NASCAR, National Poetry Month, poem, poet, poetry, pork, roasted, silver spork, spork, stewed, supercharging, torque, Trump, virus, workforceLeave a comment

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02/14/20: What I [Heart Emoji] America For

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, amour, bottomless, chicken-fried, dirtbag, domestic assault, gestalt, heart emoji, high blood pressure, human remains, hypertension, lies, limerick, love, preference, romance, salt, sexism in the workplace, Trump, Trump limerick, underqualified, unqualified, Valentine's Day, vaultLeave a comment

01/19/20: P.S. Don’t Forget the Sniffing and Blinking and Weird Pauses

January 19, 2020January 19, 2020 iambanapestAmerica, blinking, clowns, exult, exultation, farts, flames, heavy breathing, lies, lighting your farts on fire, limerick, mispronounce, nouns, poem, poet, poetry, pro tip, public speaking, send in the clowns, shame, sniffing, spark, spew, Trump, Trump limerick, unverified claimsLeave a comment

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12/24/19: I’m Just Another Guy With a Laptop at Starbucks, Dreaming My Tinseltown Dreams

December 24, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, American, binges, Christmas, Christmas tree, Confederate flag, dawn, empty, fringes, insolvency, limerick, mobile home, poem, poetry, screenplay, solvency, syringes, the writing life, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

11/24/19: The Text for Today’s Sermon Is From St. Paul’s Letter to the Shithole Dwellers

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019 iambanapestall-knowing, America, cheap gas, frack, fracking, God, landfills, limerick, Main Street, nasty, pathogens, poem, poetry, shit shat shut, shithole, shithole countries, treasure, Trump, tumbleweeds, USALeave a comment

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06/28/19: As I Understand It, “Lexicon” Refers to a Situation Where the Boyfriend of a Girl Named Lexi Goes to Prison

June 28, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, democracy, economy, fix, freedom, good job, great, hair, healthy weight, lexicon, limerick, medical care, poem, poetry, prayer, tariff, Trump, womanLeave a comment

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05/16/19: I Was Just Singing This Under My Breath. Then One of the Interns Added Some Sick Beats and It Went Platinum.

May 16, 2019 iambanapestAmerica, awful, bullion, campaign, ditty, flaying, going my way, incrementalism, limerick, male-pattern darkness, mule skin, poem, poetry, sick beats, sick rhymes, song of the summer, starkness, TrumpLeave a comment

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03/22/19: It’s Not So Much a Jingle as It Is a Mob Chant, But It’s Mighty Catchy All the Same

March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 iambanapest2020, advertising, America, bumper sticker, campaign, chicken nuggets, coffin, fucking, jingle, limerick, luck and its shit-outerism, mob chant, poem, poetry, pressed shredded chicken and carnal knowledge, Trump, voter fraudLeave a comment

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