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06/19/19: An Exclusive Excerpt From My New Book, “The Sick Habits of Highly Defective People”

June 19, 2019 iambanapestcatches the worms, early bird, limerick, losing one's shit, poem, poetry, pre-dawn, sane people, sanity, snit, squirm, Trump, tweeting, tweets, TwitterLeave a comment

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06/18/19: John Lennon Said the Beatles Were Bigger Than Jesus, but He’s Dead and I’m Elvis

June 18, 2019 iambanapestaccolades, Beatles, bigger than God, bluster, font-splashing, limerick, poem, poetry, rallies, rally, squalid, squalidity, squeal, swooning, the fascist lust-soup that eats like a meal, throngs, TrumpLeave a comment

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06/17/19: I Do Not Get Nearly Enough Credit for Discovering That There Is a Gene for Sycophancy

June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 iambanapest"Hey now!", Ed McMahon, GOP, Iran, limerick, limpet, limpet mines, mail-order bride, poem, poetry, Republican party, sidekick, sycophants, Trump, World War IIILeave a comment

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06/16/19: Children Should Be Seen and Not Heard, Except When They’re Telling Obsequious Lies About Me to the Media

June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 iambanapestbrown-nosers, brown-nosing, children, Father's Day, fire hoses, kids, limerick, offspring, parenting, poem, poetry, smarmy, spawn, tear gas, Trump, whine, whiningLeave a comment

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06/15/19: The Hair Alone Is Worth at Least 75 Votes in the Electoral College

June 15, 2019June 15, 2019 iambanapest2020, cloud, conjuring, electability, Fred Trump, hair, immigration, jellied, left for dead, limerick, loins, migrants, Nam, orange hair, poem, poetry, showgirl, SPAM®, Trump, Trump electability, VietnamLeave a comment

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06/14/19: For By Blessing and Praising Them I Shroud My Own Role in Disasters, Plus It’s Just So Easy

June 14, 2019 iambanapestAmerican, black, brown, children, dragging the river, first, God bless, jobs, limerick, pluck, poem, poetry, responder, suck, swan, TrumpLeave a comment

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06/13/19: “Transcender of Spurs on the Bone” Is Another Possibility

June 13, 2019 iambanapestbrainstorming, breasts, cell, cellular, child separation, concentration camp, fat fuck, impound, limerick, lining, Narcissus, official, phone, pockets, poem, poetry, portrait, Russia, Russian-made, silicone, throne, Trump, White House

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