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01/10/20: Hence My Constant Craving for Cool, Refreshing tic tac® Breath Mints

January 10, 2020January 10, 2020 iambanapestbad breath, barker, biting the heads off of chickens, blood-and-feather breath, calliope, carnival, carny, circuit, freak, freak out, geek, halitosis, limerick, mob, music, poem, poetry, shout, sideshow, Sideshow Don, step right up, stomp, the fuck, tic tac®, Trump, Trump limerickLeave a comment

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01/08/20: Focus Group-Tested Rallying Cries

January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 iambanapestbone spurs, focus group, Fox, Iran, limerick, march, marching, perv, poem, poetry, rally, rallying cry, side-eye, teens, Tehran, Trump, Trump limerick, trumpeter swan, vaccinesLeave a comment

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01/07/20: Every Once in a While I Like to Throw in a ‘Twas or a ‘Twould Just to Prove I’m a Real Poet

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020 iambanapest'twas, 'twould, 52 sites, crimes, cultural, custom, gibbering, Iran, limerick, pleasure, poem, poet, poetry, sites, targeting civilians, taste, the murder of kids, treasure, Trump, Trump limerick, war, war crimesLeave a comment

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01/06/20: It’s Normal, When Planning War Crimes, to Think About Your Old Man

January 6, 2020January 6, 2020 iambanapestbutter, crotch, dad, dying words, father, Fred Trump, immigrant, kid, life's greatest botch, limerick, miserable, Mother, old man, poem, poetry, Scotch, Scotland, Scottish, son, Trump, Trump limerick, war crimesLeave a comment

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01/05/20: Walter Mitty in Florida

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020 iambanapestdrool, Florida, Florida Man, golf, James Thurber, limerick, losers, Mar-a-Lago, poem, poetry, self-pity, Soleimani, ta-pocketa, tough titty, Trump, Trump limerick, Walter Mitty, warmongerLeave a comment

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01/04/20: One Thinks, in the End, of the History Books and the Skin Mags

January 4, 2020 iambanapestbooks, buzz, history, I'll take you there, Iran, limerick, lust, poem, poetry, skin mags, Stormy Daniels, Trump, Trump limerick, unto dust, war, war boner, war president

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01/03/20: It’s a Beautiful Thing When the Sycophancy Directed at Yours Truly Rises to the Nuclear Level

January 3, 2020 iambanapestbloodshed, fried, haunches, hearts, Iran, launches, limerick, marrow, nuclear, nuclear sycophancy, nukes, paunches, penises, poem, poetry, Soleimani, sparrow, staunches, Trump, Trump limerick, war, war bloodLeave a comment

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