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12/04/19: I Am a Lion of the Serengeti, If the Serengeti Were a Gauche Palazzo in South Florida

December 4, 2019December 4, 2019 iambanapestcareless, drape, dung, flesh, gauche, limerick, lion, mane, Mar-a-Lago, palazzo, poem, poetry, poop, regal, reign, scat, scent, Serengeti, shit, splendid, stirring, tongue, toothsome, Trump, Trump limerick, youngLeave a comment

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12/03/19: What’s With These Random Images and Scraps of Memory That Plague Me in the Medicated Night?

December 3, 2019 iambanapest'46 Dodge, Adam Schiff, ash, cone, cremains, cremation, golf, illness, impeachment, limerick, medication, poem, poetry, sex, sickness, syphilis, the pox, Titleist, Trump, Trump limerick, unfit, up on blocks, whiff

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12/03/19: What’s With These Random Images and Scraps of Memory That Plague Me in the Medicated Night?

12/02/19: You Scoff When I Speak of My Stamina, But What Other Word Is There?

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 iambanapestdeath, die, dying, grifting, innocence, innocents, lexicon, limerick, lying, plying, poem, poetry, scoff, scoffing, spectator sport, stamina, time management, Trump, vocabularyLeave a comment

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12/01/19: My Surefire Cure for Low Self-Esteem Is Making Mental Health Professionals Look Silly

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019 iambanapestEddie Gallagher, limerick, low self-esteem, making love, making money, not funny, pardon, pardoning, poem, poetry, runny, shame, shame spiral, Spanx, tiny hands, Trump, war crimes, war criminalsLeave a comment

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11/28/19: Have Yourself a Swell and/or Swole Thanksgiving

November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 iambanapestalone, dyeing, give thanks, golf, golfing, hair, joystick, joysticking, lies, limerick, lying, Photoshop, poem, poetry, real Americans, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, skin, Stallone, swole, Swole Trump, Thanksgiving, tiny hands, Trump, tweeting, Twitter, unkemptLeave a comment

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11/27/19: 4,000 Acres and a John Deere Mule and a Whole Lot of Government Money

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019 iambanapest#MAGA, buying votes, Daddy, dumb, farm, farmers, farming, God, great, handouts, limerick, markets, narcotic, necrotic, patriotic, payouts, poem, poetry, propped up, propping, props, psychotic, tariffs, Trump, welfareLeave a comment

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11/26/19: A Supposedly Fun Thing That Pops Into My Head Now and Then

November 26, 2019 iambanapestAir Force One, fun, Gordon Sondland, impeachment, limerick, melancholy, melancholy baby, melancholy spoiled senile baby, mountain, murder-suicide, naming names, poem, poetry, Sondland, testimony, TrumpLeave a comment

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