Author: iambanapest
05/25/19: There Is Nothing Like a Man Who’ll Put His Whole Being in the Service of Your Need for Exoneration
05/24/19: Not to Mention the Tic Tacs, Mentos, Binaca Squirts, and Listerine Spritzers
05/23/19: You Were Warned Not to Provoke the Rare and Noble Ginger Bison
05/22/19: If Chopin’s Instrument Had Been a Human Brain Steeped in Beef Tallow and Adderall…
05/21/19: I Was Never Good at Moral Calculus. Or Morality. Or Calculus. Or Algebra. Or Finger-Painting.
05/20/17: Everything Is Going Exactly According to Plan, Except Slower
